BadBobby treats himself to an expensive hotel
Feb 19, 2021 15:27:10 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BB decided to give himself a big treat for his 95th birthday by staying overnight at an expensive hotel.
When he checked out the next morning, the clerk handed him a bill for $450.00.
He exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
The clerk told him that $450.00 is the "standard rate," so he insisted in speaking to the manager.
The manager, an attractive woman, appeared and informed our Ol' Feller, "This hotel has an Olympic-sized swimming pool and a huge conference center that are available for your use."
"But I didn't use them," BB complained.
"Well, they are here and you could have," explained the manager.
She went on to explain BB could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous.
"We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here," the manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," the Ol' Squid said.
"Well, we have them and you could have," the manager replied.
No matter what the amenity the manager mentioned, BB replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the manager countered with her standard response.
After several minutes of discussion with the manager still unmoved, BB decided to pay...wrote a check and gave it to the manager.
The manager was surprised when she looked at the check.
"But sir, this check is for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me," BB replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised manager.
Grinning, BB said, "Well, too bad. I was here and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens.
When he checked out the next morning, the clerk handed him a bill for $450.00.
He exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
The clerk told him that $450.00 is the "standard rate," so he insisted in speaking to the manager.
The manager, an attractive woman, appeared and informed our Ol' Feller, "This hotel has an Olympic-sized swimming pool and a huge conference center that are available for your use."
"But I didn't use them," BB complained.
"Well, they are here and you could have," explained the manager.
She went on to explain BB could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous.
"We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here," the manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," the Ol' Squid said.
"Well, we have them and you could have," the manager replied.
No matter what the amenity the manager mentioned, BB replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the manager countered with her standard response.
After several minutes of discussion with the manager still unmoved, BB decided to pay...wrote a check and gave it to the manager.
The manager was surprised when she looked at the check.
"But sir, this check is for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me," BB replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised manager.
Grinning, BB said, "Well, too bad. I was here and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens.
Feb 19, 2021 16:04:27 #
Feb 19, 2021 16:06:44 #
BadFisherman wrote:
BB decided to give himself a big treat for his 95t... (show quote)
Poor thing Getting accused of such an act. . . .
Feb 19, 2021 16:21:36 #
Well when all said and done the manager did use what was offered the guy screwed her (out of $400):-)
Feb 19, 2021 16:24:56 #
D Tong wrote:
Well when all said and done the manager did use what was offered the guy screwed her (out of $400):-)
True I guess..
Feb 20, 2021 10:47:59 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
BB decided to give himself a big treat for his 95t... (show quote)
Good one thanks for the laughs.
Feb 20, 2021 14:52:38 #
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