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Feb 19, 2021 14:51:32   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humble, Tx., to Houston for the day.

Soon after they left Humble, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says “I’ve just been molested!

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver starts to think he may have a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she’d been molested too. The bus driver decides that he’d had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees a regular, BadBobby, on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

“Hey Ol' Feller, what are you doing down there?” asked the bus driver.

To which BB replied, “I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it keeps running away.”

BONUS:

BadBobby was sitting at a bar when a young woman walks in and sits down a couple seats over. BB gets up, shuffles over to her, leans over and asks "So, do I come here often?"

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Feb 19, 2021 14:57:54   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humble, Tx., to Houston for the day.

Soon after they left Humble, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says “I’ve just been molested!

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver starts to think he may have a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she’d been molested too. The bus driver decides that he’d had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees a regular, BadBobby, on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

“Hey Ol' Feller, what are you doing down there?” asked the bus driver.

To which BB replied, “I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it keeps running away.”

BONUS:

BadBobby was sitting at a bar when a young woman walks in and sits down a couple seats over. BB gets up, shuffles over to her, leans over and asks "So, do I come here often?"
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humbl... (show quote)


That's funny hahaha good one

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Feb 19, 2021 18:38:32   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humble, Tx., to Houston for the day.

Soon after they left Humble, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says “I’ve just been molested!

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver starts to think he may have a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she’d been molested too. The bus driver decides that he’d had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees a regular, BadBobby, on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

“Hey Ol' Feller, what are you doing down there?” asked the bus driver.

To which BB replied, “I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it keeps running away.”

BONUS:

BadBobby was sitting at a bar when a young woman walks in and sits down a couple seats over. BB gets up, shuffles over to her, leans over and asks "So, do I come here often?"
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humbl... (show quote)


BB needs to wash his toupee if he’s confusing it with, well, uhm, hmm, you know.

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Feb 20, 2021 10:24:54   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humble, Tx., to Houston for the day.

Soon after they left Humble, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says “I’ve just been molested!

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver starts to think he may have a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she’d been molested too. The bus driver decides that he’d had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees a regular, BadBobby, on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

“Hey Ol' Feller, what are you doing down there?” asked the bus driver.

To which BB replied, “I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it keeps running away.”

BONUS:

BadBobby was sitting at a bar when a young woman walks in and sits down a couple seats over. BB gets up, shuffles over to her, leans over and asks "So, do I come here often?"
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humbl... (show quote)


BONUS...AAAA!!!!

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Feb 20, 2021 10:52:07   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humble, Tx., to Houston for the day.

Soon after they left Humble, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says “I’ve just been molested!

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver starts to think he may have a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she’d been molested too. The bus driver decides that he’d had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees a regular, BadBobby, on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

“Hey Ol' Feller, what are you doing down there?” asked the bus driver.

To which BB replied, “I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it keeps running away.”

BONUS:

BadBobby was sitting at a bar when a young woman walks in and sits down a couple seats over. BB gets up, shuffles over to her, leans over and asks "So, do I come here often?"
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humbl... (show quote)


Good ones BF thanks for the laughs.

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Feb 20, 2021 17:21:12   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humble, Tx., to Houston for the day.

Soon after they left Humble, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says “I’ve just been molested!

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver starts to think he may have a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she’d been molested too. The bus driver decides that he’d had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees a regular, BadBobby, on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

“Hey Ol' Feller, what are you doing down there?” asked the bus driver.

To which BB replied, “I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it keeps running away.”

BONUS:

BadBobby was sitting at a bar when a young woman walks in and sits down a couple seats over. BB gets up, shuffles over to her, leans over and asks "So, do I come here often?"
A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Humbl... (show quote)

Lots of Laughs here BF. You know BB purdy good!👍👍👍👍👍😬😬

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Feb 20, 2021 17:56:39   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
BB needs to wash his toupee if he’s confusing it with, well, uhm, hmm, you know.


is there a difference?

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Feb 20, 2021 17:57:35   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
kandydisbar wrote:
BONUS...AAAA!!!!


I ain't that far gone kandy


YET!!!

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Feb 20, 2021 18:06:19   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
Lots of Laughs here BF. You know BB purdy good!👍👍👍👍👍😬😬

Probably more than I care to know. But, I have to stay close in the unlikely chance of him finally payin' off his pokers debts to me and other Marines.

I am not holding my breath.

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Feb 20, 2021 18:28:58   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Probably more than I care to know. But, I have to stay close in the unlikely chance of him finally payin' off his pokers debts to me and other Marines.

I am not holding my breath.


dream on BF
you might even get one or two FSers on your side


NOT!!

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Feb 20, 2021 18:43:17   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
dream on BF
you might even get one or two FSers on your side


NOT!!

For some reason, this reply of yours reminded me of a favorite song from the past by Charlie Rich....indulge me.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=charlierichmyeleusivedreams&view=detail&mid=47416EA014CDBAFD952B47416EA014CDBAFD952B&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dcharlierichmyeleusivedreams%26cvid%3d1143c0dfafaa4141963d47c957e39f56%26FORM%3dANAB01%26PC%3dHCTS

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Feb 20, 2021 18:44:21   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
BB needs to wash his toupee if he’s confusing it with, well, uhm, hmm, you know.

BB remains in a constant state of confusion.

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Feb 20, 2021 19:33:18   #
Jwid Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO
 
BadFisherman wrote:
For some reason, this reply of yours reminded me of a favorite song from the past by Charlie Rich....indulge me.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=charlierichmyeleusivedreams&view=detail&mid=47416EA014CDBAFD952B47416EA014CDBAFD952B&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dcharlierichmyeleusivedreams%26cvid%3d1143c0dfafaa4141963d47c957e39f56%26FORM%3dANAB01%26PC%3dHCTS


Always time for a Charlie Rich song. Thx

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Feb 20, 2021 19:43:59   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Jwid wrote:
Always time for a Charlie Rich song. Thx

"Behind Closed Doors' is, by far, my favorite by him....among many back to 1965's 'MoHair Sam.'

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=behindcloseddoorscharlierich&view=detail&mid=2EB41CB67680344F198C2EB41CB67680344F198C&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dbehindcloseddoorscharlierich%26cvid%3d2bd7fb28412b426faabc71dd61cac30c%26FORM%3dANAB01%26PC%3dHCTS

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=mohairedsambychralierich&view=detail&mid=6CB97D1B8A9AD0BD14ED6CB97D1B8A9AD0BD14ED&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dmohairedsambychralierich%26cvid%3deefec72c905b48588d9b9b42467d9162%26FORM%3dANAB01%26PC%3dHCTS

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Feb 20, 2021 20:44:49   #
Jwid Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO
 
BadFisherman wrote:
"Behind Closed Doors' is, by far, my favorite... (show quote)


Time to set up a Charlie Rich channel on Pandora. Hadn’t done that yet.
Thanks again.

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