the dead jackass
Feb 19, 2021 12:40:44 #
preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule (jackass to the knowing) in the churchyard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the health department.
They said since there was no health threat that he should call the sanitation department.
The sanitation manager said he could not pick up the mule without authorization from the mayor.
Now, the preacher knew the mayor, and was not to eager to call him. The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the preacher called him anyway.
The mayor did not disappoint. He immediately began to rant and rave at the pastor and finally said, "Why did you call me anyway? Isn't it your job to bury the dead?"
The preacher asked the Lord to direct his response. He said: "Yes, Mayor, it is my job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of kin first!"
They said since there was no health threat that he should call the sanitation department.
The sanitation manager said he could not pick up the mule without authorization from the mayor.
Now, the preacher knew the mayor, and was not to eager to call him. The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the preacher called him anyway.
The mayor did not disappoint. He immediately began to rant and rave at the pastor and finally said, "Why did you call me anyway? Isn't it your job to bury the dead?"
The preacher asked the Lord to direct his response. He said: "Yes, Mayor, it is my job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of kin first!"
Feb 19, 2021 13:02:23 #
Feb 19, 2021 13:20:10 #
badbobby wrote:
preacher went to his church office on Monday morni... (show quote)
Phew When I first read the title I got worried about you BB Glad to see your okay.
Feb 19, 2021 13:20:48 #
Feb 19, 2021 13:37:25 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Phew When I first read the title I got worried about you BB Glad to see your okay.
dunno if I preciate your implications CDB
be very careful young man
Feb 19, 2021 13:38:54 #
Feb 19, 2021 13:40:16 #
badbobby wrote:
dunno if I preciate your implications CDB
be very careful young man
be very careful young man
Its just a joke. Or is it.
Feb 19, 2021 13:43:19 #
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Feb 19, 2021 13:57:38 #
badbobby wrote:
figger it out
No, I shall not help out in this conundrum. HA HA!
Feb 19, 2021 14:19:03 #
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Feb 19, 2021 15:56:45 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Now tell me that isn't funny
can't.
pretty funny bb.
Feb 19, 2021 16:01:08 #
Very subtle yet effective, wonder if the mayor was clever enough to understand. Probably not.
Feb 19, 2021 16:02:36 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
can't.
pretty funny bb.
pretty funny bb.
Ah! Finally a man of Class.
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