love at the therapist
Feb 19, 2021 12:36:46 #
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, went to a relations therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have intercourse?"
The doctor raised both eyebrows, but he was so amazed that such an elderly couple was asking for advice that he agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanked them for coming, wished them good luck, charged them $50 and said good bye.
The next week, the same couple returned and asked the therapist to watch again. The therapist was a bit puzzled, but agreed.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after three months of this routine, the doctor said, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all....
"Medicare pays $43 of it!"
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have intercourse?"
The doctor raised both eyebrows, but he was so amazed that such an elderly couple was asking for advice that he agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanked them for coming, wished them good luck, charged them $50 and said good bye.
The next week, the same couple returned and asked the therapist to watch again. The therapist was a bit puzzled, but agreed.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after three months of this routine, the doctor said, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all....
"Medicare pays $43 of it!"
Feb 19, 2021 12:46:15 #
badbobby wrote:
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, went... (show quote)
Me thinks this joke arose from personal experience.
Feb 19, 2021 13:04:32 #
Feb 19, 2021 13:31:24 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Me thinks this joke arose from personal experience.
Four be very careful
in this cold weather
your brain might have a hard time thinkin
don't over do it
Feb 19, 2021 13:43:57 #
badbobby wrote:
Four be very careful
in this cold weather
your brain might have a hard time thinkin
don't over do it
in this cold weather
your brain might have a hard time thinkin
don't over do it
No worries. I still have a few trillion synapses to go before total shutdown. Although I must say, I have lost quite a few of them to date. I’ll take that under advisement. 😁😁😁
Feb 19, 2021 15:29:25 #
Lmfao I dont know how you come up with this shut but dang it man your gooood at it
Feb 20, 2021 10:21:12 #
Feb 20, 2021 14:23:33 #
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