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BadFisherman and the Sgt Major
Feb 19, 2021 12:29:54   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
After being married for 25 years, the Sgt Major asked her husband,BadFisherman to describe her.



BF looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."



"What does that mean?" the Sgt Major asked suspiciously.


BF said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!"





the Sgt Major beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"



"I'was just dreamin"



(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).

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Feb 19, 2021 12:48:53   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
After being married for 25 years, the Sgt Major asked her husband,BadFisherman to describe her.



BF looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."



"What does that mean?" the Sgt Major asked suspiciously.


BF said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!"





the Sgt Major beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"



"I'was just dreamin"



(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).
After being married for 25 years, the Sgt Major as... (show quote)


Some things are better said using FaceTime.

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Feb 19, 2021 13:58:17   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
After being married for 25 years, the Sgt Major asked her husband,BadFisherman to describe her.



BF looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."



"What does that mean?" the Sgt Major asked suspiciously.


BF said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!"





the Sgt Major beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"



"I'was just dreamin"



(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).
After being married for 25 years, the Sgt Major as... (show quote)



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Feb 19, 2021 18:08:38   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Some things are better said using FaceTime.


And some things are just better left unsaid, PERIOD ! Incidentally, just what exactly WERE I , J
and K ?

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Feb 19, 2021 18:13:20   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Big A wrote:
And some things are just better left unsaid, PERIOD ! Incidentally, just what exactly WERE I , J
and K ?


I was kidding

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