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BadBobby's visit to the fertility clinic
Feb 17, 2021 11:10:27   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BadBobby went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the Ol' Feller a jar and said,.. “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”

The next day, BB reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asks what happened, and The Ancient One explained,

“Well, doc, it is like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing.. Then her left, but nothing. We even tried with our mouths...first with our teeth in, then with our teeth out and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”

BB's doctor was shocked. “You actually asked your neighbor

FS's resident Senior Squid replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we could not get the damn jar open”

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Feb 17, 2021 13:07:35   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
😂👍🏻

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Feb 17, 2021 14:07:07   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the Ol' Feller a jar and said,.. “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”

The next day, BB reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asks what happened, and The Ancient One explained,

“Well, doc, it is like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing.. Then her left, but nothing. We even tried with our mouths...first with our teeth in, then with our teeth out and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”

BB's doctor was shocked. “You actually asked your neighbor

FS's resident Senior Squid replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we could not get the damn jar open”
BadBobby went to his doctor’s office to get a sper... (show quote)


Maybe the jar had left hand threads. 😳

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Feb 17, 2021 15:13:45   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Maybe the jar had left hand threads. 😳


Evidently that wasn’t the case.... BB thought about that and tried using his left hand....🤷‍♂️😜😂🤣🐟on

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Feb 17, 2021 15:25:14   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
DozerDave wrote:
Evidently that wasn’t the case.... BB thought about that and tried using his left hand....🤷‍♂️😜😂🤣🐟on


I guess being ambidextrous isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 😁😁😁

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Feb 17, 2021 17:23:23   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
I guess being ambidextrous isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 😁😁😁

As a lad, BB believed that masturbating with either/both hands made him bi-sexual.


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Feb 17, 2021 19:25:27   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
As a lad, BB believed that masturbating with either/both hands made him bi-sexual.



Who knew.

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Feb 17, 2021 19:31:30   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Who knew.

Paraphrasing Paul Harvey, 'and now you know some of "the rest of the story'.

Decency prevents me from telling all about the real BadBobby.

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Feb 17, 2021 19:33:13   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
And now you know some of "the rest of the story". -- Paul Harvey

Decency prevents me from telling all about the real BadBobby.


So BB was a pioneer, so to speak, in more ways than one.

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Feb 17, 2021 19:35:03   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
So BB was a pioneer, so to speak, in more ways than one.

His conestoga wagon escapades were legendary.

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Feb 18, 2021 06:26:27   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the Ol' Feller a jar and said,.. “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”

The next day, BB reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asks what happened, and The Ancient One explained,

“Well, doc, it is like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing.. Then her left, but nothing. We even tried with our mouths...first with our teeth in, then with our teeth out and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”

BB's doctor was shocked. “You actually asked your neighbor

FS's resident Senior Squid replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we could not get the damn jar open”
BadBobby went to his doctor’s office to get a sper... (show quote)


That got me laughing 😁👍

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Feb 18, 2021 09:03:29   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the Ol' Feller a jar and said,.. “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”

The next day, BB reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asks what happened, and The Ancient One explained,

“Well, doc, it is like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing.. Then her left, but nothing. We even tried with our mouths...first with our teeth in, then with our teeth out and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”

BB's doctor was shocked. “You actually asked your neighbor

FS's resident Senior Squid replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we could not get the damn jar open”
BadBobby went to his doctor’s office to get a sper... (show quote)


Old age does that to you watch out you are soon to be in that category yourself.

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Feb 18, 2021 11:24:10   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the Ol' Feller a jar and said,.. “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”

The next day, BB reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asks what happened, and The Ancient One explained,

“Well, doc, it is like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing.. Then her left, but nothing. We even tried with our mouths...first with our teeth in, then with our teeth out and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”

BB's doctor was shocked. “You actually asked your neighbor

FS's resident Senior Squid replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we could not get the damn jar open”
BadBobby went to his doctor’s office to get a sper... (show quote)


AHAHAHA!

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Feb 18, 2021 12:32:09   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
DozerDave wrote:
Evidently that wasn’t the case.... BB thought about that and tried using his left hand....🤷‍♂️😜😂🤣🐟on


Good catch. 😂

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