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Feb 15, 2021 20:11:31   #
Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio
 
One fine day my daughter brought the kids by so me and Nanna could watch them while em she did an appointment
Well apparently the daughter let her neighbor cut the grandsons hair. He was around four and his hair was butchered pretty good. I may have commented on this.
Later that evening after the daughter had picked them up and went home. I got a call. Daughter said “ I have a bone to pick with you, what have you been saying to my kid !”
I assured her that I didn’t know what she was talking about
She said “ you know what Bentley asked me? “ Mommy what’s a dick with ears? Papaw said I look like a dick with ears”
Ooops. Gotta watch that. They pick up everything !!!

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Feb 15, 2021 20:26:52   #
Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
One fine day my daughter brought the kids by so me and Nanna could watch them while em she did an appointment
Well apparently the daughter let her neighbor cut the grandsons hair. He was around four and his hair was butchered pretty good. I may have commented on this.
Later that evening after the daughter had picked them up and went home. I got a call. Daughter said “ I have a bone to pick with you, what have you been saying to my kid !”
I assured her that I didn’t know what she was talking about
She said “ you know what Bentley asked me? “ Mommy what’s a dick with ears? Papaw said I look like a dick with ears”
Ooops. Gotta watch that. They pick up everything !!!
One fine day my daughter brought the kids by so me... (show quote)


Right— they listen until they have to. A Dick with ears? To be honest that IS quite an unforgettable picture you drew!

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Feb 15, 2021 20:38:19   #
Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio
 
Mauwehu wrote:
Right— they listen until they have to. A Dick with ears? To be honest that IS quite an unforgettable picture you drew!


Daughter thought so too

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Feb 15, 2021 21:18:54   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Im still laughing. Had a guy at work thst had a head like that. We called him Cod Head.

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Feb 15, 2021 23:26:43   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
One fine day my daughter brought the kids by so me and Nanna could watch them while em she did an appointment
Well apparently the daughter let her neighbor cut the grandsons hair. He was around four and his hair was butchered pretty good. I may have commented on this.
Later that evening after the daughter had picked them up and went home. I got a call. Daughter said “ I have a bone to pick with you, what have you been saying to my kid !”
I assured her that I didn’t know what she was talking about
She said “ you know what Bentley asked me? “ Mommy what’s a dick with ears? Papaw said I look like a dick with ears”
Ooops. Gotta watch that. They pick up everything !!!
One fine day my daughter brought the kids by so me... (show quote)


That's a good laugh right there Ben. Yes they do hear very well when they want to lol

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Feb 16, 2021 03:36:56   #
Truckintom Loc: DAYTONA BEACH
 
Wow! Smile cropped up quick. You must practice some tounge curbing,. Young minds absorb and speak out at will, thanks for a good laugh

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Feb 16, 2021 07:35:55   #
mbrillhart1957 Loc: Southeast Wyoming
 
Can't stop laughing!
Just had 3 grand kids stay with us for the last 3 days. Now I wonder if I will get a call like that.

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Feb 16, 2021 07:55:06   #
Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio
 
mbrillhart1957 wrote:
Can't stop laughing!
Just had 3 grand kids stay with us for the last 3 days. Now I wonder if I will get a call like that.


Ya never know. I don’t think I gave a second thought. Not even sure I was aware I said that out loud. Apparently I did.
Poor little guy did look pretty rough. Hair all jacked up.

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Feb 16, 2021 08:01:57   #
mbrillhart1957 Loc: Southeast Wyoming
 
We must think alike. What you said sounds just exactly something I would say.
I'm still laughing....

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Feb 16, 2021 11:12:01   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
They are sponges, for sure. Oops!

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Feb 16, 2021 13:02:49   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
One fine day my daughter brought the kids by so me and Nanna could watch them while em she did an appointment
Well apparently the daughter let her neighbor cut the grandsons hair. He was around four and his hair was butchered pretty good. I may have commented on this.
Later that evening after the daughter had picked them up and went home. I got a call. Daughter said “ I have a bone to pick with you, what have you been saying to my kid !”
I assured her that I didn’t know what she was talking about
She said “ you know what Bentley asked me? “ Mommy what’s a dick with ears? Papaw said I look like a dick with ears”
Ooops. Gotta watch that. They pick up everything !!!
One fine day my daughter brought the kids by so me... (show quote)


When my youngest Son was about 2 he was playing with his blocks on the carpeting, trying to stack them. Mom was in the kitchen about 25’ away. I was only a few feet away watching him, observing his level of patience. Bryan he would get 5 to stand, but the 6th always toppled them over. This was always followed with a sigh until maybe the 4th time they fell over. He pointed at the blocks and yelled “You...you...you...dammit!” Mom immediately heard that and scolded him with “WHAT DID YOU SAY?” I had to turn away as I was about to burst out laughing as I didn’t want to encourage him to say it again. I walked past her whispering “He gets that from you 😉”...which was a complete lie. I always tried to watch my language around the kids, but “my Goodness, how unfortunate” doesn’t always come out that way 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Feb 16, 2021 13:12:44   #
Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio
 
OJdidit wrote:
When my youngest Son was about 2 he was playing with his blocks on the carpeting, trying to stack them. Mom was in the kitchen about 25’ away. I was only a few feet away watching him, observing his level of patience. Bryan he would get 5 to stand, but the 6th always toppled them over. This was always followed with a sigh until maybe the 4th time they fell over. He pointed at the blocks and yelled “You...you...you...dammit!” Mom immediately heard that and scolded him with “WHAT DID YOU SAY?” I had to turn away as I was about to burst out laughing as I didn’t want to encourage him to say it again. I walked past her whispering “He gets that from you 😉”...which was a complete lie. I always tried to watch my language around the kids, but “my Goodness, how unfortunate” doesn’t always come out that way 🤷🏼‍♂️
When my youngest Son was about 2 he was playing wi... (show quote)

One time sitting down for dinner with my ex wife’s family the stepdaughter asked “ granny do you have hair on your privates, mommy used to but she don’t any more”
My brother in law blew 2 strands of spaghetti out his nose . One each nostril and got choked at the same time.
Coulda heard a pin drop. Only sound was him gagging.
Awkward

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Feb 16, 2021 14:29:44   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
One time sitting down for dinner with my ex wife’s family the stepdaughter asked “ granny do you have hair on your privates, mommy used to but she don’t any more”
My brother in law blew 2 strands of spaghetti out his nose . One each nostril and got choked at the same time.
Coulda heard a pin drop. Only sound was him gagging.
Awkward

that one got me laughing pretty good there Ben lmao

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Feb 17, 2021 18:12:02   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
One fine day my daughter brought the kids by so me and Nanna could watch them while em she did an appointment
Well apparently the daughter let her neighbor cut the grandsons hair. He was around four and his hair was butchered pretty good. I may have commented on this.
Later that evening after the daughter had picked them up and went home. I got a call. Daughter said “ I have a bone to pick with you, what have you been saying to my kid !”
I assured her that I didn’t know what she was talking about
She said “ you know what Bentley asked me? “ Mommy what’s a dick with ears? Papaw said I look like a dick with ears”
Ooops. Gotta watch that. They pick up everything !!!
One fine day my daughter brought the kids by so me... (show quote)


consider yourself properly reprimanded
and from now on
watch what you say round them lil scallawags
it'll come back atcha

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Feb 18, 2021 08:54:28   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
One time sitting down for dinner with my ex wife’s family the stepdaughter asked “ granny do you have hair on your privates, mommy used to but she don’t any more”
My brother in law blew 2 strands of spaghetti out his nose . One each nostril and got choked at the same time.
Coulda heard a pin drop. Only sound was him gagging.
Awkward


That is hilarious and that will be hard to live down. 😂

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