Randy Hartford and the Russian wrestler
Feb 15, 2021 12:07:43 #
A Russian and an young Randy Hartford were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match Randy's trainer came to him and said, "now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'Pretzel' hold he has, whatever you do don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"
Randy nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Randy and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Randy and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Randy collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got Randy alone, he asked, "how did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
Randy answered,"well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw his genitals right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."
"So, the trainer exclaimed, 'that is what finished him off?!"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own junk."
Randy nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Randy and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Randy and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Randy collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got Randy alone, he asked, "how did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
Randy answered,"well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw his genitals right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."
"So, the trainer exclaimed, 'that is what finished him off?!"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own junk."
Feb 17, 2021 06:41:07 #
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