Twin Newfoundland Sisters Celebrate Birthday.... Twin sisters in a Newfoundland nursing home were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told his photographer to get...

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Twin Newfoundland Sisters Celebrate Birthday.....

Feb 11, 2021 20:12:15 #

FishfulThinking Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland nursing home were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told his photographer to get over there and take pictures of the 100 year old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well. The photographer arrived and asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"WE GOTTA SIT OVER DER ON THE SOFA" said the other sister.

"Now get a little closer together" said the cameraman.

Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGEDER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus the camera" said the photographer.

Yet again "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"

With a big grin, the deaf sister shouted "OH LARD, THUNDERIN' JESUS, BOTH OF US? CAN I BE FIRST??"

Feb 11, 2021 20:43:19 #