BadFisherman gets a new primary Doctor: BadFisherman recently had to choose a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said he was doing fairly well for...

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BadFisherman gets a new primary Doctor

Feb 5, 2021 15:21:28 #

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

BadFisherman recently had to choose a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said he was doing fairly well for his age. ( he's in his seventies.I think)

A little concerned about that comment, BF couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'
Or mayhaps as old as badbobby?

She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' BF replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'( methinks he's stuck on Pepsi)

Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'BF said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'( here's where BF blatantly lied)

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' he said.(I think BF sometimes goes out on his pontoon boat,and maybe plays 9 holes of golf before being exhausted)

She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,'BF said.........(he has been cut off sex)

She looked atBF and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'

Feb 5, 2021 15:34:39 #

wd4ity Loc: Middle Georgia, Forsyth

Now THAT sounds like my doctor. I got the coolest Doctor in town. She's a great doctor, knows her stuff but she also knows there's more to life than longevity. Quality matters as well. She's the wife of my best friend and we go over there for Prime Rib and a glass or two of good wine from time to time.

Feb 5, 2021 15:42:58 #