BadFisherman and the TV Evangelist
Feb 3, 2021 15:46:02 #
BadFisherman and his wife,the Sgt Major were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
The Sgt Major got up and hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
BF got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
the Sgt Major scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."
The Sgt Major got up and hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
BF got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
the Sgt Major scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."
Feb 3, 2021 16:14:50 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
BadFisherman and his wife,the Sgt Major were watch... (show quote)
Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Feb 3, 2021 16:17:22 #
Well miracles do happen! Keep the faith, if it will work on the shoulder, it should also work anywhere else. Just Sayin...RJS
Feb 3, 2021 16:43:25 #
RuffplayOR57
Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
badbobby wrote:
BadFisherman and his wife,the Sgt Major were watch... (show quote)
The Sgt Major needs to talk to my Wife, as my wife has the same problem as BF, it sounds like. 😂 sorry BF I couldn’t resist
Feb 3, 2021 20:11:50 #
You may know this or not but one of the richest professions is independent TV evangelists. They usually own the church and the cash flow which pays all Theo their bills and furnished them a lavish life style and often even a jet! Just Sayin RJS
Feb 3, 2021 22:34:43 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
You may know this or not but one of the richest professions is independent TV evangelists. They usually own the church and the cash flow which pays all Theo their bills and furnished them a lavish life style and often even a jet! Just Sayin RJS
Yep I knowed that RJS, I've never watched a second of one of those. If I wanna talk to God, I talk to him. I've never felt the need to pay anyone to tell me what God had to say.
But if BF and the Sarge wanna do that, it's fine by me. Just curious tho BF did it raise the dead. 😅😆🤣😂
Feb 4, 2021 14:31:47 #
Egghead wrote:
Yep I knowed that RJS, I've never watched a second of one of those. If I wanna talk to God, I talk to him. I've never felt the need to pay anyone to tell me what God had to say.
But if BF and the Sarge wanna do that, it's fine by me. Just curious tho BF did it raise the dead. 😅😆🤣😂
But if BF and the Sarge wanna do that, it's fine by me. Just curious tho BF did it raise the dead. 😅😆🤣😂
did you notice Eggy,that Bf has not answered this post???
kinda boosts the belief that it is dead
Feb 4, 2021 14:59:58 #
BB, I did notice that. The ol Marine musta dragged the lil fella thru a swamp or two and drown him. Sargent Major musta got him DOA. lol. He hasn't even tried to fight it. UNLESS he's trying to mount a ground battle with a ship that keeps jumping port. Lol
Feb 4, 2021 22:00:49 #
Must have been a typo.... I think he put his hand on Sgt Majors crotch!! 😳
Feb 4, 2021 22:41:42 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Must have been a typo.... I think he put his hand on Sgt Majors crotch!! 😳
Oh Crap. LMAO
Feb 7, 2021 08:55:20 #
When I was a young child OR came to Jax, Fla. My blind cousin's parents took her to hear his service and to be heeled. His people wouldn't allow her to be placed in the heeling line. At that point I knew he was a fake and scammer.
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