These are actual letters written to a menphis school
1-my son is under doctors care and cant take pe today.please execute him
2--plese excuse lisa for being absent,she was sick and I had her shot
3-please excuse Gloria fron gym today,she is administrating
4--dear school,plese ecscs johnny being absent on jan28,29,30,31,32,and also 33
5-excuse bobby from gym for a few days,he fell from a tree and misplaced his hip
6--john has been absent because he had two teeth taken from his face
7--john was absent because he was hurt in the growing part playing football
8---megancould not come to school because she was bothered by veryclose veins
9--chris was absent because he had an acre in his side
10--excuse larry from yesterday he had loose vowels
11---excuse lesli for being absent,she had thes hits
12please excuse tommy for being out ,he had diarea and his boots leak
13irving was absent because he missed his bust
14--please excuse jerry for being,it was his fathers fault
15--I kep billie home cause she had to go shopping,because I don't know what sise she wear
16-excuse jill for being absent.we forgot to get the sunday paper from the porch,and when we found it Monday,we thought it was sunday
17-sally will be absent a week from Friday,we have to attend her funeral
18- excuse jack from yesterday,he had a cold and couldn't breed
19cynthia was absent because she was very tired,she spent the weekend with the marines
20-please excuse Brenda,she was ill and was under the doctor
21-gloria was absent because she had a gangover
22please excuse mary,she was in bed with gramps
lastly----mary was absent cause she had sore throatmfever and ached all over
her sister was also sick
her brother had sore throat and fever
I was not best neither,i had sore throat
sometings going on around here
her father got hot last nite
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
These are actual letters written to a menphis school
1-my son is under doctors care and cant take pe today.please execute him
2--plese excuse lisa for being absent,she was sick and I had her shot
3-please excuse Gloria fron gym today,she is administrating
4--dear school,plese ecscs johnny being absent on jan28,29,30,31,32,and also 33
5-excuse bobby from gym for a few days,he fell from a tree and misplaced his hip
6--john has been absent because he had two teeth taken from his face
7--john was absent because he was hurt in the growing part playing football
8---megancould not come to school because she was bothered by veryclose veins
9--chris was absent because he had an acre in his side
10--excuse larry from yesterday he had loose vowels
11---excuse lesli for being absent,she had thes hits
12please excuse tommy for being out ,he had diarea and his boots leak
13irving was absent because he missed his bust
14--please excuse jerry for being,it was his fathers fault
15--I kep billie home cause she had to go shopping,because I don't know what sise she wear
16-excuse jill for being absent.we forgot to get the sunday paper from the porch,and when we found it Monday,we thought it was sunday
17-sally will be absent a week from Friday,we have to attend her funeral
18- excuse jack from yesterday,he had a cold and couldn't breed
19cynthia was absent because she was very tired,she spent the weekend with the marines
20-please excuse Brenda,she was ill and was under the doctor
21-gloria was absent because she had a gangover
22please excuse mary,she was in bed with gramps
lastly----mary was absent cause she had sore throatmfever and ached all over
her sister was also sick
her brother had sore throat and fever
I was not best neither,i had sore throat
sometings going on around here
her father got hot last nite
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All good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
badbobby wrote:
These are actual letters written to a menphis school
1-my son is under doctors care and cant take pe today.please execute him
2--plese excuse lisa for being absent,she was sick and I had her shot
3-please excuse Gloria fron gym today,she is administrating
4--dear school,plese ecscs johnny being absent on jan28,29,30,31,32,and also 33
5-excuse bobby from gym for a few days,he fell from a tree and misplaced his hip
6--john has been absent because he had two teeth taken from his face
7--john was absent because he was hurt in the growing part playing football
8---megancould not come to school because she was bothered by veryclose veins
9--chris was absent because he had an acre in his side
10--excuse larry from yesterday he had loose vowels
11---excuse lesli for being absent,she had thes hits
12please excuse tommy for being out ,he had diarea and his boots leak
13irving was absent because he missed his bust
14--please excuse jerry for being,it was his fathers fault
15--I kep billie home cause she had to go shopping,because I don't know what sise she wear
16-excuse jill for being absent.we forgot to get the sunday paper from the porch,and when we found it Monday,we thought it was sunday
17-sally will be absent a week from Friday,we have to attend her funeral
18- excuse jack from yesterday,he had a cold and couldn't breed
19cynthia was absent because she was very tired,she spent the weekend with the marines
20-please excuse Brenda,she was ill and was under the doctor
21-gloria was absent because she had a gangover
22please excuse mary,she was in bed with gramps
lastly----mary was absent cause she had sore throatmfever and ached all over
her sister was also sick
her brother had sore throat and fever
I was not best neither,i had sore throat
sometings going on around here
her father got hot last nite
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LMAO. All great but number 12 was the best.
wd4ity
Loc: Middle Georgia, Forsyth
Saw a sign once that said "Wroms for Sale". It was on the corner of Hwy 42 and Dyas School Road in middle Ga.
Funny as hell BB. Not sure what one I like the best. Sad to think that is what is raising the young.
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