boys
Jan 22, 2021 16:32:22 #
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex
things Ive learned from my boys
a king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
if you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades,they will ignite
a 3 year old boys voice is louder in a restaurant than 200 adults
if you hook a dogs leash over a ceiling fan,the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy.it is strong enough however,if tied to an open paint can,it can spray paint on all 4 walls
you should not toss baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
a ceiling fan hits baseballs hard
window glass doesn't stop a baseball when hit by a ceiling fan
when you hear a toilet flush and the words"ohoh"its already too late
brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes a lotta snoke
a 6 year old boy can start a fire with flint rock even though his father says they can only do that in movies
certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old boy
play dough and microwaves don't do well together
super glue is forever
no matter how much jello you put in the swimming pool you still cant walk on water
pool filters don't like jello
vcrs will not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
garbage bags are not good parachutes
marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise
plastic toys don't do well in microwaves
spin cycles in washing machines don't make earth worms dizzy
they do however make the cat very dizzy,and cats throw uo twice their body weight
sliding down stair steps on cardboard is fine fun,til you hit bottom
boys---you gotta love em
things Ive learned from my boys
a king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
if you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades,they will ignite
a 3 year old boys voice is louder in a restaurant than 200 adults
if you hook a dogs leash over a ceiling fan,the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy.it is strong enough however,if tied to an open paint can,it can spray paint on all 4 walls
you should not toss baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
a ceiling fan hits baseballs hard
window glass doesn't stop a baseball when hit by a ceiling fan
when you hear a toilet flush and the words"ohoh"its already too late
brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes a lotta snoke
a 6 year old boy can start a fire with flint rock even though his father says they can only do that in movies
certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old boy
play dough and microwaves don't do well together
super glue is forever
no matter how much jello you put in the swimming pool you still cant walk on water
pool filters don't like jello
vcrs will not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
garbage bags are not good parachutes
marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise
plastic toys don't do well in microwaves
spin cycles in washing machines don't make earth worms dizzy
they do however make the cat very dizzy,and cats throw uo twice their body weight
sliding down stair steps on cardboard is fine fun,til you hit bottom
boys---you gotta love em
Jan 22, 2021 19:54:00 #
Jan 22, 2021 23:44:18 #
Jan 23, 2021 09:31:37 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
badbobby wrote:
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex br ... (show quote)
This I have to share !
Jan 23, 2021 10:34:50 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex br ... (show quote)
Now that is a good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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