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an old man a boy and a donkey
Jan 20, 2021 18:34:16   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
an old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.


The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk!



Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.

So they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

**The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye.**



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Jan 20, 2021 18:39:12   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
badbobby wrote:
an old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.


The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk!



Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.

So they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

**The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye.**
an old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.... (show quote)


Sooo true!

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Jan 20, 2021 18:43:56   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
That about covers it!

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Jan 20, 2021 21:23:52   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
an old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.


The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk!



Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.

So they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

**The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye.**
an old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.... (show quote)


Good one BB, and completely true.

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Jan 21, 2021 10:07:25   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
an old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.


The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk!



Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.

So they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

**The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye.**
an old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.... (show quote)


Amen and Amen

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Jan 21, 2021 12:18:01   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Another home run,

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Jan 21, 2021 18:20:50   #
CoDen Loc: Little R, SC
 
Good One 🎣

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Jan 21, 2021 19:46:20   #
cgap Loc: Central Tx
 
Ha! yep!

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