A bad hand for Mrs. BadBobby
Jan 20, 2021 17:41:42 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Several Fishing Stage buddies were playing poker in their clubhouse when BadBobby loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and passes out at the table. Showing respect for the Ol' Feller, his fishing compadres continue playing while standing up.
Saw1 & Gordon look around and ask, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?" They cut cards. BadFisherman picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet?" B-F says, "I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
B-F goes over to BadBobby's residence and knocks on the door. Mrs. BB answers through the door and asks what he wants? He declares: "Your old man just lost yet another $500 in a poker game with his fishing buddies and is afraid to come home.
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells BB's wife.
"No problem - I'll let him know," B-F responded.
P.S. BB miraculously recovered and continues losing at poker to this day...both probably due to Jack.
Saw1 & Gordon look around and ask, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?" They cut cards. BadFisherman picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet?" B-F says, "I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
B-F goes over to BadBobby's residence and knocks on the door. Mrs. BB answers through the door and asks what he wants? He declares: "Your old man just lost yet another $500 in a poker game with his fishing buddies and is afraid to come home.
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells BB's wife.
"No problem - I'll let him know," B-F responded.
P.S. BB miraculously recovered and continues losing at poker to this day...both probably due to Jack.
Jan 21, 2021 10:24:03 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
Several Fishing Stage buddies were playing poker i... (show quote)
You are a cruel one there BF thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 21, 2021 10:29:50 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
You are a cruel one there BF thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's cruel is The Ancient Mariner continually ignoring his poker debts to me. Jan 21, 2021 11:20:39 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Several Fishing Stage buddies were playing poker i... (show quote)
😂😂😂 Not sure why he got upset for losing $500 , he only pays with IOUs.
Jan 21, 2021 11:47:55 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Fish Dancer wrote:
😂😂😂 Not sure why he got upset for losing $500 , he only pays with IOUs.
Come on, Dancer.
I doubt The Ol' Feller could/would get away with that gambit on The Stage. 
Only compassionate, generous and benevolent Marines would give the durn Ol' Squid a break.
However...no more.
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