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Jan 19, 2021 16:00:02   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
EasternOZ, Spirit27 and BadBobby are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.

The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three men, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can take me to lunch.”

The eager and anxious OZ speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said the woman. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the curmudgeonly Spirit and asked: “How well can you do?”

“Ummm...I HATE liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts the crusty ol' Squid.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the first reply.”

She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, Ol' Feller?”

Old and wizened but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent BadBobby.

BB gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to OZ and Spirit and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."

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Jan 19, 2021 16:15:36   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
BadFisherman wrote:
EasternOZ, Spirit27 and BadBobby are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.

The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three men, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can take me to lunch.”

The eager and anxious OZ speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said the woman. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the curmudgeonly Spirit and asked: “How well can you do?”

“Ummm...I HATE liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts the crusty ol' Squid.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the first reply.”

She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, Ol' Feller?”

Old and wizened but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent BadBobby.

BB gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to OZ and Spirit and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."
EasternOZ, Spirit27 and BadBobby are walking down ... (show quote)




Not a doubt in my mind.

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Jan 19, 2021 17:01:49   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
EasternOZ, Spirit27 and BadBobby are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.

The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three men, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can take me to lunch.”

The eager and anxious OZ speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said the woman. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the curmudgeonly Spirit and asked: “How well can you do?”

“Ummm...I HATE liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts the crusty ol' Squid.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the first reply.”

She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, Ol' Feller?”

Old and wizened but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent BadBobby.

BB gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to OZ and Spirit and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."
EasternOZ, Spirit27 and BadBobby are walking down ... (show quote)


BB must be hard of hearing.

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Jan 19, 2021 17:09:56   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
BB must be hard of hearing.




HUH???

LOL

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Jan 19, 2021 18:51:34   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
EasternOZ, Spirit27 and BadBobby are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.

The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three men, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can take me to lunch.”

The eager and anxious OZ speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said the woman. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the curmudgeonly Spirit and asked: “How well can you do?”

“Ummm...I HATE liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts the crusty ol' Squid.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the first reply.”

She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, Ol' Feller?”

Old and wizened but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent BadBobby.

BB gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to OZ and Spirit and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."
EasternOZ, Spirit27 and BadBobby are walking down ... (show quote)


still stealin my posts are you BF
If you remember I posted that usin the lovely Linda Lovejoy as the woman
that was on OPP
but I guess I forgive you
you made me the hero

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Jan 19, 2021 19:12:15   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
still stealin my posts are you BF
If you remember I posted that usin the lovely Linda Lovejoy as the woman
that was on OPP
but I guess I forgive you
you made me the hero

Actually, it was one I posted on OPP some time ago. You must'a copied my original posting.

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Jan 19, 2021 19:23:34   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Actually, it was one I posted on OPP some time ago. You must'a copied my original posting.


I'm positive that you are the copy cat

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Jan 20, 2021 10:33:03   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
BadFisherman wrote:
EasternOZ, Spirit27 and BadBobby are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.

The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three men, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can take me to lunch.”

The eager and anxious OZ speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said the woman. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the curmudgeonly Spirit and asked: “How well can you do?”

“Ummm...I HATE liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts the crusty ol' Squid.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the first reply.”

She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, Ol' Feller?”

Old and wizened but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent BadBobby.

BB gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to OZ and Spirit and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."
EasternOZ, Spirit27 and BadBobby are walking down ... (show quote)


Did he take her to lunch or did Mama come along and take him away.

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Jan 20, 2021 13:48:06   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Did he take her to lunch or did Mama come along and take him away.

"Mama" finds out...she'll put him away.

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Jan 20, 2021 18:24:47   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
"Mama" finds out...she'll put him away.


then don't tell her

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Jan 22, 2021 10:31:30   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
then don't tell her

Already did.

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Jan 22, 2021 16:06:27   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Already did.


aha now I know why I'm in the dog house
just wait'll I see the Sgt Major

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Jan 22, 2021 18:12:31   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
aha now I know why I'm in the dog house
just wait'll I see the Sgt Major

Well, ya' durn well belong in the doghouse.

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Jan 23, 2021 13:15:58   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Well, ya' durn well belong in the doghouse.


mayhaps
but as soon as I tell your wife what I know
I'll have company

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Jan 23, 2021 14:38:35   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps
but as soon as I tell your wife what I know
I'll have company

Why would I worry about your threat, when you know nothing.

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