"Mind if I join you gentlemen?"
Jan 19, 2021 15:31:50 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the guys talking about their golf round.
She says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?"
No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot.
Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 am."
He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.
The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."
She's there at 6:30 am sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.
She's fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed.
They congratulate her and invite her back the next week.
She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30, or 6:45."
The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp.
Only this time, she plays left-handed.
The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.
They're totally amazed. They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.
However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle no one can figure out.
After the game they decide to have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse.
Finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" The lady blushes, and grins. "Well I'm ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willy points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."
The guys think this is hysterical and burst into laughter. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the them asks, "What if it's pointing straight up?"
"Then I'm fifteen minutes late."
She says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?"
No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot.
Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 am."
He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.
The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."
She's there at 6:30 am sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.
She's fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed.
They congratulate her and invite her back the next week.
She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30, or 6:45."
The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp.
Only this time, she plays left-handed.
The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.
They're totally amazed. They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.
However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle no one can figure out.
After the game they decide to have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse.
Finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" The lady blushes, and grins. "Well I'm ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willy points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."
The guys think this is hysterical and burst into laughter. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the them asks, "What if it's pointing straight up?"
"Then I'm fifteen minutes late."
Jan 19, 2021 16:13:09 #
Jan 19, 2021 16:41:59 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the... (show quote)
That’s funny ! 😂
Jan 19, 2021 17:43:47 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Randyhartford wrote:
That’s funny ! 😂
Obviously, I thought so too.
Jan 19, 2021 20:04:17 #
Jan 20, 2021 19:25:23 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the... (show quote)
wow that's three thefts today
two from the stage yet
ya dang post stealer
Jan 20, 2021 19:29:12 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
wow that's three thefts today
two from the stage yet
ya dang post stealer
two from the stage yet
ya dang post stealer
As they were mine to begin with, you must'a stolen 'em from my listing of OPP threads. Jan 21, 2021 19:20:08 #
BadFisherman wrote: As they were mine to begin with, you must'a stolen 'em from my listing of OPP threads.
As they were mine to begin with, you must'a stolen 'em from my listing of OPP threads. BS you're the welcher on poker debts and the post stealer toboot
Jan 21, 2021 19:58:01 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
BS you're the welcher on poker debts and the post stealer toboot
You're delusional, BB...so sad.
Jan 22, 2021 15:50:30 #
BadFisherman wrote:
You're delusional, BB...so sad.
not any more BF
I quit takin your IOUs
Jan 22, 2021 18:17:13 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
not any more BF
I quit takin your IOUs
I quit takin your IOUs
...while never payin' off yours to me.
Jan 23, 2021 13:21:05 #
BadFisherman wrote:
...while never payin' off yours to me.
didn't you tell me once that your father was a lawyer?
Methinks you inherited the fancy talk
Jan 23, 2021 14:35:11 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
didn't you tell me once that your father was a lawyer?
Methinks you inherited the fancy talk
Methinks you inherited the fancy talk
Methinks I'd like to disinherit your IOUs to me.
Can ya' hep me out, Ol' Feller
Jan 23, 2021 18:17:29 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Methinks I'd like to disinherit your IOUs to me.
Can ya' hep me out, Ol' Feller
Can ya' hep me out, Ol' Feller
I helped you out when I accepted your worthless IOUs
Jan 23, 2021 20:18:11 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I helped you out when I accepted your worthless IOUs
You were supposed to be buying 'em back from me, you two-timing ol' welsher.
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