The wife is seeing five new gentlemen
Jan 16, 2021 10:28:44 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life
I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life
Jan 16, 2021 10:36:34 #
Jan 16, 2021 10:39:55 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)
Good one there BF I don't have that problem anymore.
Jan 16, 2021 10:44:29 #
Jan 16, 2021 11:11:53 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
My 91 yr old aunt sent me that clipping awhile ago. Still hilarious but not so much now as they're starting to visit ME!!!
Jan 16, 2021 12:25:57 #
Iowa Farmer wrote:
Sounds like my day. Hope that doesn't mean I'm gay!🤔
No, but Ben is.
Jan 16, 2021 12:55:15 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
No, but Ben is.
My friends are Ty Lenol, Ibu Profen, and Cap Sasin! Unfortunately, Al Cohol and I had to part ways many years ago 😔
Jan 16, 2021 13:19:31 #
BadFisherman wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)
The Sgt. Major is a popular girl.
Jan 16, 2021 13:24:53 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Over the counter drugs don't help me just put up with the pain refuse to use narcotics
Jan 16, 2021 13:47:48 #
dbed wrote:
Over the counter drugs don't help me just put up with the pain refuse to use narcotics
Dr found out how much ibuprofen I was taking and told me to get off of it. I'm finding out how many aches and pains I actually have! Going to have to find other options, as some of them are affecting quality of life. May have to investigate Spirit's bionic back.
Jan 16, 2021 14:52:10 #
Iowa Farmer wrote:
Dr found out how much ibuprofen I was taking and told me to get off of it. I'm finding out how many aches and pains I actually have! Going to have to find other options, as some of them are affecting quality of life. May have to investigate Spirit's bionic back.
I haven't been pain free for almost two years. Until yesterday. Oh my goodness. Got out, moved around, went for a walk with my dog. No aches, no pains, no aggravating twinges. Felt good. Today not as good, but still not bad. I'll take it. Things are looking up.
Jan 16, 2021 15:05:05 #
Glad to hear, Spirit. Dr. Said I needed to do back stretches. Somehow I don't think a warm sensation in my pelvis and shocks going down my leg are supposed to happen. Arthritis where I had fusion done 35 years ago I think is the culprit. Suppose I'll have to have an expert look at it. Don't think much of my new GP.
Jan 16, 2021 16:17:44 #
Well I think it's important that you have faith in and can communicate with your doc. I'd be looking elsewhere if that's an option. Other than the surgeon who performed my surgery I didn't have a doctor for my back. I was seeing a nurse practitioner and she was my go-between with the docs. It worked out great.
Jan 16, 2021 17:11:48 #
The doc I liked opened his own practice, you pay $1500 a year to be his patient, plus office call charges. Too rich for my blood. New guy from the same office is very condescending, doesn't listen well. Guess I'll have to look elsewhere, I hate doctor shopping.
Jan 16, 2021 17:18:04 #
BadFisherman wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)
Well BF,
It sure beats Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, George Dickel and Jose Cuervo, but they do throw a hell of a party!
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