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Jan 9, 2021 12:55:06   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
> > Yesterday

> > I had an appointment to see the

urologist for

> > a prostate exam. Of course I was

> a bit on

> > edge because

> > all my friends have either gone

> under the knife

> > or had those pellets implanted..



> > The waiting room was filled with

> patients.



As I approached the receptionist’s

> desk, I noticed that

> > she was a large unfriendly woman

> who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > I gave her my name, and in a very

> loud voice, she said,“YES,

> > I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE

> > THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,

> RIGHT?



> > The patients in the waiting room

> snapped their heads

> > around to look at me, a now very

> > embarrassed man.

> > But as usual, I recovered quickly,

> and in an equally loud voice replied,

> > “NO,

> > I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A

> SEX CHANGE OPERATION,

> > BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”






DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS..

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Jan 9, 2021 13:05:03   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
badbobby wrote:
> > Yesterday

> > I had an appointment to see the

urologist for

> > a prostate exam. Of course I was

> a bit on

> > edge because

> > all my friends have either gone

> under the knife

> > or had those pellets implanted..



> > The waiting room was filled with

> patients.



As I approached the receptionist’s

> desk, I noticed that

> > she was a large unfriendly woman

> who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > I gave her my name, and in a very

> loud voice, she said,“YES,

> > I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE

> > THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,

> RIGHT?



> > The patients in the waiting room

> snapped their heads

> > around to look at me, a now very

> > embarrassed man.

> > But as usual, I recovered quickly,

> and in an equally loud voice replied,

> > “NO,

> > I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A

> SEX CHANGE OPERATION,

> > BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”






DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS..
> > Yesterday br br > > I had an appo... (show quote)


HA, love it !

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Jan 9, 2021 13:50:38   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Said the Seaman to the Sgt. Major.

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Jan 9, 2021 14:51:51   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Note to self, Remember this one next week. Thanks bb.

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Jan 10, 2021 06:15:02   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
That is a great comeback

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Jan 10, 2021 12:39:05   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
badbobby wrote:
> > Yesterday

> > I had an appointment to see the

urologist for

> > a prostate exam. Of course I was

> a bit on

> > edge because

> > all my friends have either gone

> under the knife

> > or had those pellets implanted..



> > The waiting room was filled with

> patients.



As I approached the receptionist’s

> desk, I noticed that

> > she was a large unfriendly woman

> who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > I gave her my name, and in a very

> loud voice, she said,“YES,

> > I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE

> > THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,

> RIGHT?



> > The patients in the waiting room

> snapped their heads

> > around to look at me, a now very

> > embarrassed man.

> > But as usual, I recovered quickly,

> and in an equally loud voice replied,

> > “NO,

> > I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A

> SEX CHANGE OPERATION,

> > BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”






DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS..
> > Yesterday br br > > I had an appo... (show quote)


😂🤣 good one bb.

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Jan 10, 2021 14:54:15   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
badbobby wrote:
> > Yesterday

> > I had an appointment to see the

urologist for

> > a prostate exam. Of course I was

> a bit on

> > edge because

> > all my friends have either gone

> under the knife

> > or had those pellets implanted..



> > The waiting room was filled with

> patients.



As I approached the receptionist’s

> desk, I noticed that

> > she was a large unfriendly woman

> who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > I gave her my name, and in a very

> loud voice, she said,“YES,

> > I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE

> > THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,

> RIGHT?



> > The patients in the waiting room

> snapped their heads

> > around to look at me, a now very

> > embarrassed man.

> > But as usual, I recovered quickly,

> and in an equally loud voice replied,

> > “NO,

> > I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A

> SEX CHANGE OPERATION,

> > BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”






DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS..
> > Yesterday br br > > I had an appo... (show quote)


LMFAO!!!

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