> > Yesterday
> > I had an appointment to see the
urologist for
> > a prostate exam. Of course I was
> a bit on
> > edge because
> > all my friends have either gone
> under the knife
> > or had those pellets implanted..
> > The waiting room was filled with
> patients.
As I approached the receptionist’s
> desk, I noticed that
> > she was a large unfriendly woman
> who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I gave her my name, and in a very
> loud voice, she said,“YES,
> > I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE
> > THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,
> RIGHT?
> > The patients in the waiting room
> snapped their heads
> > around to look at me, a now very
> > embarrassed man.
> > But as usual, I recovered quickly,
> and in an equally loud voice replied,
> > “NO,
> > I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A
> SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
> > BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”
DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS..
Said the Seaman to the Sgt. Major.
Note to self, Remember this one next week. Thanks bb.
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