BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH
Jan 9, 2021 03:14:15 #
> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders
> a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
> He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
> meanest, biker in the face and says:
>
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> 'I went by your grandma's house today and
>
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> I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.
>
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> Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
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> The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
>
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> His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight
> at the drop of a hat.
>
> The drunk leans on the table again and says:
>
>
> 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
>
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> The best I ever had!'
>
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> The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
>
>
> But the biker still says nothing.
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> The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
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> 'I'll tell you something else, boy,
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> Your grandma liked it!'
>
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> At this point the biker stands up,
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> Takes the drunk by the shoulders
>
> Looks him square in the eyes and says....................
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>
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> 'Grandpa.......... Go home!'
> a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
> He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
> meanest, biker in the face and says:
>
>
> 'I went by your grandma's house today and
>
>
> I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.
>
>
> Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
>
>
> The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
>
>
> His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight
> at the drop of a hat.
>
> The drunk leans on the table again and says:
>
>
> 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
>
>
> The best I ever had!'
>
>
> The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
>
>
> But the biker still says nothing.
>
>
> The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
>
> 'I'll tell you something else, boy,
>
> Your grandma liked it!'
>
>
> At this point the biker stands up,
>
> Takes the drunk by the shoulders
>
> Looks him square in the eyes and says....................
>
>
>
> 'Grandpa.......... Go home!'
Jan 9, 2021 06:24:50 #
Jan 9, 2021 08:32:52 #
Lee626 wrote:
That was good, i didn't expect that
You and i both. Good one Kerry
Jan 9, 2021 10:37:13 #
Kerry Hansen wrote:
> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits do... (show quote)
Good one Kerry, I knew there had to be a good reason.
Jan 10, 2021 08:29:41 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
Kerry Hansen wrote:
> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits do... (show quote)
Got me laughing 😆
Jan 10, 2021 08:47:08 #
Jan 10, 2021 11:24:31 #
Jan 10, 2021 12:37:26 #
Kerry Hansen wrote:
> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits do... (show quote)
😂 good one Kerry but Lynny says she saw that one coming.
Jan 10, 2021 12:40:40 #
Fish Dancer wrote:
😂 good one Kerry but Lynny says she saw that one coming.
She is pretty smart, I didn't see it!
Jan 10, 2021 12:48:55 #
Kerry Hansen wrote:
She is pretty smart, I didn't see it!
She is pretty smart most of the time but she did marry me. 😀
Jan 10, 2021 12:52:41 #
Fish Dancer wrote:
She is pretty smart most of the time but she did marry me. 😀
Most of the time?
Lynny did you read that?
Jan 10, 2021 15:38:32 #
Fish Dancer wrote:
She is pretty smart most of the time but she did marry me. 😀
just proves you are lucky Fish
Jan 10, 2021 16:02:15 #
Jan 10, 2021 19:47:27 #
plumbob wrote:
Most of the time?
Lynny did you read that?
Lynny did you read that?
Are you kidding. No way did I share this. Lol
Jan 10, 2021 19:48:06 #
badbobby wrote:
just proves you are lucky Fish
Very lucky. Just like you BB.
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