Two Old Ladies Meet In Heaven
Jan 7, 2021 18:38:23 #
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching television.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died!
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive today!
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching television.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died!
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive today!
Jan 7, 2021 18:48:58 #
hacksaw wrote:
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. br br WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'... (show quote)
Hahah. That’s a good one. He’s got a clean slate now.
Jan 7, 2021 18:52:40 #
Jan 7, 2021 18:58:14 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Hahah. That’s a good one. He’s got a clean slate now.
Thanks Fourchon. He’s a free man again. Ha Ha!
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Jan 7, 2021 19:27:34 #
Sweet! Just like an ice cream cone. Put in freezer - take out - then lick until it melts in your mouth.
Jan 7, 2021 19:30:06 #
Jan 7, 2021 19:32:21 #
hacksaw wrote:
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. br br WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'... (show quote)
Did not see that one comingJan 7, 2021 20:21:05 #
Huntm22 wrote:
Sweet! Just like an ice cream cone. Put in freezer - take out - then lick until it melts in your mouth.
YUMMY! Just how I like it you dirty man.😁😂
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Jan 7, 2021 20:46:31 #
hacksaw wrote:
YUMMY! Just how I like it you dirty man.😁😂
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I have a Dirty Bird 🦅 hunting hoodie. My granddaughter decided they left off a word so she inserted it. It now says
“ Dirty OLD Bird “.😂😂
Jan 7, 2021 21:48:01 #
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Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
really funny Susan got a good laugh,too told her now she'd know to look in the freezer first
Jan 7, 2021 21:52:27 #
Huntm22 wrote:
I have a Dirty Bird 🦅 hunting hoodie. My granddaughter decided they left off a word so she inserted it. It now says
“ Dirty OLD Bird “.😂😂
“ Dirty OLD Bird “.😂😂
That’s really funny Hunt. She knows you well...
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Jan 7, 2021 22:12:32 #
hacksaw wrote:
That’s really funny Hunt. She knows you well...
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Yes she does. She doesn’t know I have a second one. 😝😝😝
Jan 8, 2021 00:04:12 #
Jan 8, 2021 07:55:24 #
Jan 8, 2021 10:29:46 #
Huntm22 wrote:
Yes she does. She doesn’t know I have a second one. 😝😝😝
A second wife in a freezer!? 🥶😱
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