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Jan 7, 2021 12:41:49   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My head really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply tell it the problem, put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose it and tell you what you can do about the issue you're having. It only costs $20.00."

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $20.00.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

You have migraines. You need to take better care of yourself. Get daily rest, drink a lot and avoid bright lights, stress, and strain. See me again in 2 weeks.



During the next 2 weeks, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he even added some oil from his car.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $20.00, again stating he had a bad headache. He waited curiously to see what the computer will say about the odd mix. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis:

Your tap water has too much waste in it.

Your dog has ringworms.

Your teenage daughter is pregnant.

Your wife has had 5 different lovers in the past six months.

Also, your car needs a new radiator.

And you wonder why you have a headache?

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Jan 7, 2021 12:46:40   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My head really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply tell it the problem, put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose it and tell you what you can do about the issue you're having. It only costs $20.00."

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $20.00.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

You have migraines. You need to take better care of yourself. Get daily rest, drink a lot and avoid bright lights, stress, and strain. See me again in 2 weeks.



During the next 2 weeks, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he even added some oil from his car.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $20.00, again stating he had a bad headache. He waited curiously to see what the computer will say about the odd mix. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis:

Your tap water has too much waste in it.

Your dog has ringworms.

Your teenage daughter is pregnant.

Your wife has had 5 different lovers in the past six months.

Also, your car needs a new radiator.

And you wonder why you have a headache?
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My h... (show quote)


Got to get me one of them there machines.

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Jan 7, 2021 13:06:31   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
plumbob wrote:
Got to get me one of them there machines.


You aint kidding

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Jan 7, 2021 13:13:25   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Somehow I knew the daughter would be pregnant 😁

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Jan 7, 2021 13:57:05   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My head really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply tell it the problem, put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose it and tell you what you can do about the issue you're having. It only costs $20.00."

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $20.00.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

You have migraines. You need to take better care of yourself. Get daily rest, drink a lot and avoid bright lights, stress, and strain. See me again in 2 weeks.



During the next 2 weeks, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he even added some oil from his car.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $20.00, again stating he had a bad headache. He waited curiously to see what the computer will say about the odd mix. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis:

Your tap water has too much waste in it.

Your dog has ringworms.

Your teenage daughter is pregnant.

Your wife has had 5 different lovers in the past six months.

Also, your car needs a new radiator.

And you wonder why you have a headache?
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My h... (show quote)


Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs I really needed them today.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jan 7, 2021 14:07:06   #
Stealthfisher Loc: Virginia
 
badbobby wrote:
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My head really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply tell it the problem, put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose it and tell you what you can do about the issue you're having. It only costs $20.00."

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $20.00.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

You have migraines. You need to take better care of yourself. Get daily rest, drink a lot and avoid bright lights, stress, and strain. See me again in 2 weeks.



During the next 2 weeks, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he even added some oil from his car.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $20.00, again stating he had a bad headache. He waited curiously to see what the computer will say about the odd mix. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis:

Your tap water has too much waste in it.

Your dog has ringworms.

Your teenage daughter is pregnant.

Your wife has had 5 different lovers in the past six months.

Also, your car needs a new radiator.

And you wonder why you have a headache?
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My h... (show quote)

Good one!

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Jan 7, 2021 14:40:42   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Got to get me one of them there machines.


it's not a sex machine plum

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Jan 7, 2021 16:50:39   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Yep, pregnant daughter is a standard line, It may even be programmed into the word processor~~! Just Sayin...RJS

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Jan 7, 2021 17:54:17   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Thanks for the laughs BB!

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Jan 7, 2021 19:45:43   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
👍👍

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Jan 8, 2021 21:17:11   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Whitey wrote:
Somehow I knew the daughter would be pregnant 😁


Whitey, sooo.... how long have you known Pete's daughter??? Hahahaha!!!!!

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Jan 10, 2021 10:03:08   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Whitey, sooo.... how long have you known Pete's daughter??? Hahahaha!!!!!


Nope wasn't me Doug lol

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Jan 10, 2021 13:25:43   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Whitey wrote:
Nope wasn't me Doug lol


DNA test!! Until then its only your word against the world. 🤪

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Jan 10, 2021 13:51:20   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Huntm22 wrote:
DNA test!! Until then its only your word against the world. 🤪


DNA = Did Not Attend!!! (or Do Not Ask)

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Jan 10, 2021 14:11:59   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
DNA = Did Not Attend!!! (or Do Not Ask)


I know nothing 🤣

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