How's your quarantine going?
Jan 7, 2021 10:03:11 #
Day one. I actually worked out.
Day two. I slept in.
Day three. the first day I skipped working out.
Day four. I put eyebrows on my dog.
Day five. I have learned a new song on my guitar, I can learn this song well by the time this ends.
Day six. I broke a guitar string and the store is closed.
Day seven I have took to fishing in the fish tank.
Day eight. Working out is no more.
Day nine. I put paper bags my cats feet.
Day ten. I found that thing that's been stinking behind the fridge.
Day eleven. I have memerized every college football game from last season, and I still route for the same teams whether or not I know they lose.... hang on This is where he misses the game winning field goal.
Day twelve. I traded my car for a roll of toilet paper.
Day thirteen. I thought I could cook.. I can't.
Day fourteen. I started calling sick into places I don't work, I'm being wrote up at Wal-Mart tommorrow.
Day fifteen. I learned what kind of people the neighbors are, I was playing Waylon Jennings to loud they called the cops on me they arrived and arrested my neighbors.
Day sixteen. Instead of squishing the spider I kept him and think I can understand him now.
Day seventeen. I learned that an ant on a piece of metal is fun to drop a magnet on.
Day eighteen. I'm starting to think my prayers are going to God's Spam files.
Day nineteen. I convinced myself that fish think that they own us and they put us in a huge tank.
Day twenty. I learned that it's possible to count every hair on my head.
Day twenty-one. I have read the entire dictionary twice.
Day twenty-two. Looking at restaurant commercials has become almost pornographic.
Day twenty-three. I have cleaned every room so well that I actually found myself cleaning the attic.
Day twenty-four I fell down and snapped a tooth, I think I can deal with it.
Day twenty-five I can't take it and had to perform self dentistry.
Day twenty-six I caught myself singing the 'Frosted Flakes' theme song out loud.
Day twenty-seven I understand now why my dog hates it when I leave. this house is boring.
Day twenty-eight Is it Monday or Tuesday?
Day twenty-nine I found myself reading the books That I outgrew at age three.
Day thirty I convinced myself that Aliens and Bigfoot are in cahoots.
Day thirty-one..........................
Day two. I slept in.
Day three. the first day I skipped working out.
Day four. I put eyebrows on my dog.
Day five. I have learned a new song on my guitar, I can learn this song well by the time this ends.
Day six. I broke a guitar string and the store is closed.
Day seven I have took to fishing in the fish tank.
Day eight. Working out is no more.
Day nine. I put paper bags my cats feet.
Day ten. I found that thing that's been stinking behind the fridge.
Day eleven. I have memerized every college football game from last season, and I still route for the same teams whether or not I know they lose.... hang on This is where he misses the game winning field goal.
Day twelve. I traded my car for a roll of toilet paper.
Day thirteen. I thought I could cook.. I can't.
Day fourteen. I started calling sick into places I don't work, I'm being wrote up at Wal-Mart tommorrow.
Day fifteen. I learned what kind of people the neighbors are, I was playing Waylon Jennings to loud they called the cops on me they arrived and arrested my neighbors.
Day sixteen. Instead of squishing the spider I kept him and think I can understand him now.
Day seventeen. I learned that an ant on a piece of metal is fun to drop a magnet on.
Day eighteen. I'm starting to think my prayers are going to God's Spam files.
Day nineteen. I convinced myself that fish think that they own us and they put us in a huge tank.
Day twenty. I learned that it's possible to count every hair on my head.
Day twenty-one. I have read the entire dictionary twice.
Day twenty-two. Looking at restaurant commercials has become almost pornographic.
Day twenty-three. I have cleaned every room so well that I actually found myself cleaning the attic.
Day twenty-four I fell down and snapped a tooth, I think I can deal with it.
Day twenty-five I can't take it and had to perform self dentistry.
Day twenty-six I caught myself singing the 'Frosted Flakes' theme song out loud.
Day twenty-seven I understand now why my dog hates it when I leave. this house is boring.
Day twenty-eight Is it Monday or Tuesday?
Day twenty-nine I found myself reading the books That I outgrew at age three.
Day thirty I convinced myself that Aliens and Bigfoot are in cahoots.
Day thirty-one..........................
Jan 7, 2021 10:23:22 #
Jan 7, 2021 11:04:42 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Day one. I actually worked out. br br Day two. I ... (show quote)
Dude! Quarantine is only 14 days😆
Jan 7, 2021 11:20:22 #
Jan 7, 2021 12:22:36 #
Catfish hunter wrote:
Dude! Quarantine is only 14 days😆
I was double exposed
Jan 7, 2021 12:45:20 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
I was double exposed
Lol. Gotcha. Sounds like we all were🥴
Jan 7, 2021 14:38:20 #
Yes! Since I have bored all the membership of Fishing Stages to tears with my stories, I have decided to take his banjo away from my great nephew and begin lessons myself. I have always loved the banjo. I have thought it did a better job talking to me than the guitar. That's just my own opinion.
Besides that I entertain myself by calling the Motor Vehicle Department about my expired drivers license. It takes at least an hour to get a live person, and then they tell me to log on andThat is probably why they are rioting in Washington, simple boredom!
Just Sayin...RJS
Besides that I entertain myself by calling the Motor Vehicle Department about my expired drivers license. It takes at least an hour to get a live person, and then they tell me to log on andThat is probably why they are rioting in Washington, simple boredom!
Just Sayin...RJS
Jan 7, 2021 14:43:22 #
Catfish hunter wrote:
Dude! Quarantine is only 14 days😆
Now that would have been a funny ending... Day 30 I found out quarantine is.......
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 9, 2021 14:40:30 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Day one. I actually worked out. br br Day two. I ... (show quote)
too bad it wasn't your alter ego
now there is one guy who should be quarantined
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