Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX

Subject: Most men know this - but a refresher never hurts ....

We should start the new year with some interpretations and wise guidance. These are the words women most often use that are not exactly what is meant. Good Luck

(1)"Fine": This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)"Five Minutes": If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)"Nothing": This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)"Go Ahead": This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)"Loud Sigh": This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

(6)"That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)"Thanks": A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)"Whatever": Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9)"Don't worry about it, I got it": Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Thanks for the refresher!

Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio

Number 4 happened to me 15 minutes ago.
Thanks for the reminder

HarryS Loc: NJ

My second trip to a marriage counseling meeting. This one may save me half of what I own.

ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA

well I get more whatever's than anything else....occasionally a "fine

Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio

I pick up the direct F —- you a lot

Jwid Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO

If you meet a women that says all off them in one sentence and then sighs, you have met my ex-wife.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

I always need a reminder

Lowescatfish18 Loc: Wesley Chaple florida

Oh boy what a mistake I did my wife read those refresher the one she loves is #333333333333





Keep the line tight

MJC Loc: Mckinney Tx 35 miles north of Dallas

Now that is funny & the truth. I get all of those. Once in awhile the straight out F u comes out and ends it right there. But overall she still gets off the boat. Lol

GSMJr Loc: SoCal> Pflugerville (Austin), TX

BD: did you transcribe this list from my wife?

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

That would happen once at my house 🐟on

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

I’ve heard them all as well.

randy56 Loc: Port Charlotte FL

Almost forgot these, thanks for reminding ,

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

silent treatment means all of the above at least in my house