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Jan 6, 2021 17:24:03   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply from bb. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last replyfrom bb. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."



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Jan 6, 2021 17:26:03   #
Egghead Loc: Rock Springs Wyoming
 
Lol , BB , somtimes ya have to just let em have there way.!!!!!

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Jan 6, 2021 17:34:55   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Houston TX
 
That admiral needs to sign on with "Old Ironsides" it has a much better bar! Just Sayin....RJS

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Jan 6, 2021 19:41:50   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply from bb. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last replyfrom bb. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (show quote)

Typical Squid banter.

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Jan 7, 2021 08:32:18   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
typical officer most need an enlisted man to tell him what and how to do it

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Jan 7, 2021 09:08:54   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Ha! Good one.

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Jan 7, 2021 10:41:02   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply from bb. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last replyfrom bb. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (show quote)


Good one badbobby thanks for the laughs.不不不不不

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Jan 7, 2021 12:26:35   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Typical Squid banter.


so you say
ya dern Jarhead

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Jan 7, 2021 16:41:26   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
dbed wrote:
typical officer most need an enlisted man to tell him what and how to do it


Any officer who doesn't follow that advice is not going to succeed!

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Jan 7, 2021 16:47:06   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Houston TX
 
Well, ~ Just who are you going to blame if things crater? You must always have a "blamer". Just Sayin...RJS

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Jan 7, 2021 20:33:34   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply from bb. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last replyfrom bb. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (show quote)


Oldie but goody, BB

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Jan 7, 2021 21:00:41   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
Oldie but goody, BB

Yes, Fred, BB is an "oldie but goodie."

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Jan 7, 2021 21:34:03   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, ~ Just who are you going to blame if things crater? You must always have a "blamer". Just Sayin...RJS


It won't be the officer

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Jan 8, 2021 00:12:13   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Houston TX
 
Dbed: It is always the officer. What branch were you in? Just Sayin...RJS

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Jan 8, 2021 08:02:24   #
Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas
 
Yup always the officer. I was on the USS Point Defiance refueling with an oiler. We kept zig zagging all day long and finally got too close. Nudged it, executed emergency break away, went a couple hundred yards away from the oiler then made a left hand turn and and hit it. Officer blamed everyone but he got hung for it.

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