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BB vs The Desk clerk lady
Jan 6, 2021 09:10:14   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
As Our story opens BB Is checking into a hotel With His lovely wife, When they go to their room Their peace was not to last. BB Called the front desk and told the Lady, "Me and My wife are in an argument and She says she is going to jump out of the window!"
To this the Poor desk Clerk Lady told our Hero, "Im sorry sir but that is a family matter." But was our hero Going to take this answer? Ah no He wasn't! What kind Of Carnal Catastrophe will befall them! Then when all seemed lost! He told that Lady, "No, this isn't a Family matter the Window won't open. That is a maintenance problem."

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Jan 6, 2021 09:53:51   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
As Our story opens BB Is checking into a hotel With His lovely wife, When they go to their room Their peace was not to last. BB Called the front desk and told the Lady, "Me and My wife are in an argument and She says she is going to jump out of the window!"
To this the Poor desk Clerk Lady told our Hero, "Im sorry sir but that is a family matter." But was our hero Going to take this answer? Ah no He wasn't! What kind Of Carnal Catastrophe will befall them! Then when all seemed lost! He told that Lady, "No, this isn't a Family matter the Window won't open. That is a maintenance problem."
As Our story opens BB Is checking into a hotel Wit... (show quote)


Dang, I thought for sure the punch line was going to involve a complaint about being in a room on the first floor...😉

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Jan 6, 2021 09:55:04   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
OJdidit wrote:
Dang, I thought for sure the punch line was going to involve a complaint about being in a room on the first floor...😉


HA! No. But that would be very funny, also.

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Jan 6, 2021 10:43:33   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
OJdidit wrote:
Dang, I thought for sure the punch line was going to involve a complaint about being in a room on the first floor...😉


Me too. Good one CDB.

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Jan 6, 2021 10:44:17   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Windows on the first floor don't open.

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Jan 7, 2021 08:27:49   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
have to be on the first floor, bb couldn't climb any higher

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Jan 7, 2021 08:50:06   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
dbed wrote:
have to be on the first floor, bb couldn't climb any higher


But what if they had an elevator

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Jan 7, 2021 09:00:40   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
So do yall like my dramatic style of story telling or should I stick to the old way of just telling the story?

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Jan 7, 2021 09:52:59   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
But what if they had an elevator


no operator

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Jan 7, 2021 21:13:16   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
Whatever blows your skirt up CDB is fine by me. I figured they were in the basement..............no windows,

BD

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