As Our story opens BB Is checking into a hotel With His lovely wife, When they go to their room Their peace was not to last. BB Called the front desk and told the Lady, "Me and My wife are in an argument and She says she is going to jump out of the window!"
To this the Poor desk Clerk Lady told our Hero, "Im sorry sir but that is a family matter." But was our hero Going to take this answer? Ah no He wasn't! What kind Of Carnal Catastrophe will befall them! Then when all seemed lost! He told that Lady, "No, this isn't a Family matter the Window won't open. That is a maintenance problem."
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
As Our story opens BB Is checking into a hotel With His lovely wife, When they go to their room Their peace was not to last. BB Called the front desk and told the Lady, "Me and My wife are in an argument and She says she is going to jump out of the window!"
To this the Poor desk Clerk Lady told our Hero, "Im sorry sir but that is a family matter." But was our hero Going to take this answer? Ah no He wasn't! What kind Of Carnal Catastrophe will befall them! Then when all seemed lost! He told that Lady, "No, this isn't a Family matter the Window won't open. That is a maintenance problem."
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Dang, I thought for sure the punch line was going to involve a complaint about being in a room on the first floor...😉
OJdidit wrote:
Dang, I thought for sure the punch line was going to involve a complaint about being in a room on the first floor...😉
HA! No. But that would be very funny, also.
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Windows on the first floor don't open.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
have to be on the first floor, bb couldn't climb any higher
dbed wrote:
have to be on the first floor, bb couldn't climb any higher
But what if they had an elevator
So do yall like my dramatic style of story telling or should I stick to the old way of just telling the story?
Whatever blows your skirt up CDB is fine by me. I figured they were in the basement..............no windows,
BD
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