OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Dave staggers in the door only to find his wife irate, packing her things, threatening to leave him and go live with her Mother. He settles in to his recliner as the little woman screams “Where have you been...you left this house 12 hours ago?”
Dave calmly reminds her of his regular, Saturday 7:00am tee time with his buddy Fred.
“It doesn’t take 12 hours to play golf...are you cheating on me?”
“Well honey, Fred and I were playing and I was having a great front nine... I was 4 under par after 8 holes when Fred grabs his chest and keels over from an apparent heart attack”.
“Oh my God, that is terrible...but that doesn’t explain what took you so long and why you look like the cat dragged you in”
“Well honey, after I tried to administer CPR I noticed we were all alone on the course. Fred was gone and I thought about what Fred would want me to do?” He paused...tears in his eyes. “I didn’t want to leave him to go for help as it would be too late”. “I knew Fred was aware of me playing the best round of my life...and certainly he wouldn’t want to interrupt that!”
The wife screamed “That doesn’t explain what the hell took you so long?”
“Well honey, out of respect for Fred...I continued with my round. All day long it was hit the ball and drag Fred...hit the ball and drag Fred...”

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Everybody needs a friend like Dave. 👍👍👍

Big TC Loc: Raytown, MO.

He beats Dave for the 1st time.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Fred golfs as I do, someone has to drag me around.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Seems reasonable to me. So, what did he shoot?

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

no reason to waste the money by not finishing the round

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Of all days not to rent a cart.

Big TC Loc: Raytown, MO.

That's why we got golf carts. To carry the deceased and to carry the BEER. That's why they're called beer carts. That's the carts main purpose.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Thanks for the round,Dave.

Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct

Great joke reminded me of this one
A year later while Dave is golfing a funeral procession drives by the green. Immediately Dave sets his club down and holds his hat over his heart. His golf buddies are shocked by his actions and comment “Gee Dave I never knew you to be such a somber guy.......Well heck he answered.....I was married to her for thirty years!!!