badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Good one!

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

That about covers it!
Good one!

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Lol

Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM

You guys are great today

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Good one badbobby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lipsticker Loc: Hartford Wisconsin

If Ken is anything like me... Take it all was well worth it!

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

I have a friend who says you should marry a woman you can't stand, every seven to ten years. That way is seems better when you give her the house, the car, most of the bank account, etc.