Fish dancer as a young lad
Jan 2, 2021 12:44:07 #
A girl asks her boyfriend,Fish dancer, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to Fish that, after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, Fish is ecstatic, but he has never been with a woman before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells Fish everything there is to know about condoms and making love. At the register, the pharmacist asks Fish how many contraceptives he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. Fish insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, Fish shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" Fish goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
Fish quickly offers to say a prayer and bows his head. A minute passes, and Fish is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from Fish. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to him, "I had no idea you were this religious!"Fish turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist..."
Well, Fish is ecstatic, but he has never been with a woman before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells Fish everything there is to know about condoms and making love. At the register, the pharmacist asks Fish how many contraceptives he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. Fish insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, Fish shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" Fish goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
Fish quickly offers to say a prayer and bows his head. A minute passes, and Fish is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from Fish. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to him, "I had no idea you were this religious!"Fish turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist..."
Jan 2, 2021 14:16:54 #
Jan 2, 2021 14:45:10 #
Jan 2, 2021 14:59:14 #
Jan 2, 2021 15:17:11 #
flyguy wrote:
Oh Boy! Deep Shi1.
guess you never know who you're doin business with
Jan 2, 2021 18:59:33 #
Jan 3, 2021 16:01:19 #
dbed wrote:
no alone time with his girlfriend tonight
Wasn't his girlfriend after the dinner was over.
"Good night son, don't bother coming back."
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