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bahmer stays in hotel
Jan 2, 2021 12:31:54   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
bahmer had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought h'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. bahm grabbed a card on his way in.


It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind. So bahm's in his room and figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!





"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. You name it, we'll do it. Bring anything you want."

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

poor bahmer



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Jan 2, 2021 12:39:00   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Starting out 2021 with a "bang" eh bb
Lol, keep it up

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Jan 2, 2021 14:49:05   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
If it sounds fantastic as she said, forget pressing 9 Bahm.

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Jan 2, 2021 19:05:10   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Girls are like fisherman they tell lies too

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Jan 3, 2021 10:45:51   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
bahmer had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought h'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. bahm grabbed a card on his way in.


It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind. So bahm's in his room and figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!





"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. You name it, we'll do it. Bring anything you want."

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

poor bahmer
bahmer had checked into a hotel on a business trip... (show quote)


Your awfully cruel to me today but that is OK I can handle it.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jan 3, 2021 18:37:17   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Your awfully cruel to me today but that is OK I can handle it.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


well bahm
BF ain't on
so somebody has to be in the barrel

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