bahmer had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought h'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. bahm grabbed a card on his way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind. So bahm's in his room and figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. You name it, we'll do it. Bring anything you want."
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
poor bahmer
CamT
Loc: La Porte, Texas
Starting out 2021 with a "bang" eh bb
Lol, keep it up
If it sounds fantastic as she said, forget pressing 9 Bahm.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Girls are like fisherman they tell lies too
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
bahmer had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought h'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. bahm grabbed a card on his way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind. So bahm's in his room and figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. You name it, we'll do it. Bring anything you want."
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
poor bahmer
bahmer had checked into a hotel on a business trip... (
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Your awfully cruel to me today but that is OK I can handle it.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bahmer wrote:
Your awfully cruel to me today but that is OK I can handle it.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
well bahm
BF ain't on
so somebody has to be in the barrel
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