plumbob,an Airman, BadFisherman,a Marine and Spirit,a Swabby were sitting together having a beer and they begin to discuss the greatest technological inventions of the modern world.
"It is the laser," said BF, a man of obvious superior intellect.
"The laser, because with it, you can determine the precise range to an enemy target, you can use it to gather important telemetry information and you can even use it for photography that is almost tri-dimensional."
"No," interjected plum, also an intelligent person, obviously on a par with the Marines phenomenal mind.
"It is the radar. With a radar you can track incoming aircraft and missiles, you can determine the speed of the particular vehicles that are approaching your ship and, if you use it right, you can even heat your lunch."
"I disagree," said Spirit, a man of, well he's a Swabbiy and all Swabbies are borne out of a diminishing gene pool.
"The greatest invention is the thermos."
"The thermos?" exclaimed the other two.
"Yup, a thermos," Spirit said. "I mean, just think about it.
If you want something hot you put hot stuff in it. If you want cold, you put cold stuff in it."
"Yeah, so?" quizzed the other two.
"Well," said Spirit, "How does it know?"
badbobby wrote:
plumbob,an Airman, BadFisherman,a Marine and Spirit,a Swabby were sitting together having a beer and they begin to discuss the greatest technological inventions of the modern world.
"It is the laser," said BF, a man of obvious superior intellect.
"The laser, because with it, you can determine the precise range to an enemy target, you can use it to gather important telemetry information and you can even use it for photography that is almost tri-dimensional."
"No," interjected plum, also an intelligent person, obviously on a par with the Marines phenomenal mind.
"It is the radar. With a radar you can track incoming aircraft and missiles, you can determine the speed of the particular vehicles that are approaching your ship and, if you use it right, you can even heat your lunch."
"I disagree," said Spirit, a man of, well he's a Swabbiy and all Swabbies are borne out of a diminishing gene pool.
"The greatest invention is the thermos."
"The thermos?" exclaimed the other two.
"Yup, a thermos," Spirit said. "I mean, just think about it.
If you want something hot you put hot stuff in it. If you want cold, you put cold stuff in it."
"Yeah, so?" quizzed the other two.
"Well," said Spirit, "How does it know?"
plumbob,an Airman, BadFisherman,a Marine and Spiri... (
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Sn😈😈😈icker, snicker
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badbobby wrote:
plumbob,an Airman, BadFisherman,a Marine and Spirit,a Swabby were sitting together having a beer and they begin to discuss the greatest technological inventions of the modern world.
"It is the laser," said BF, a man of obvious superior intellect.
"The laser, because with it, you can determine the precise range to an enemy target, you can use it to gather important telemetry information and you can even use it for photography that is almost tri-dimensional."
"No," interjected plum, also an intelligent person, obviously on a par with the Marines phenomenal mind.
"It is the radar. With a radar you can track incoming aircraft and missiles, you can determine the speed of the particular vehicles that are approaching your ship and, if you use it right, you can even heat your lunch."
"I disagree," said Spirit, a man of, well he's a Swabbiy and all Swabbies are borne out of a diminishing gene pool.
"The greatest invention is the thermos."
"The thermos?" exclaimed the other two.
"Yup, a thermos," Spirit said. "I mean, just think about it.
If you want something hot you put hot stuff in it. If you want cold, you put cold stuff in it."
"Yeah, so?" quizzed the other two.
"Well," said Spirit, "How does it know?"
plumbob,an Airman, BadFisherman,a Marine and Spiri... (
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Good one badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh by the way there badbobby Happy New Year to You and Mama.
Good to see Spirit in the barrel. Slightly overdue.
badbobby wrote:
plumbob,an Airman, BadFisherman,a Marine and Spirit,a Swabby were sitting together having a beer and they begin to discuss the greatest technological inventions of the modern world.
"It is the laser," said BF, a man of obvious superior intellect.
"The laser, because with it, you can determine the precise range to an enemy target, you can use it to gather important telemetry information and you can even use it for photography that is almost tri-dimensional."
"No," interjected plum, also an intelligent person, obviously on a par with the Marines phenomenal mind.
"It is the radar. With a radar you can track incoming aircraft and missiles, you can determine the speed of the particular vehicles that are approaching your ship and, if you use it right, you can even heat your lunch."
"I disagree," said Spirit, a man of, well he's a Swabbiy and all Swabbies are borne out of a diminishing gene pool.
"The greatest invention is the thermos."
"The thermos?" exclaimed the other two.
"Yup, a thermos," Spirit said. "I mean, just think about it.
If you want something hot you put hot stuff in it. If you want cold, you put cold stuff in it."
"Yeah, so?" quizzed the other two.
"Well," said Spirit, "How does it know?"
plumbob,an Airman, BadFisherman,a Marine and Spiri... (
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Good one BB, just don't step on the lawn.
Thank you BB.... hands down my biggest laugh of 2021. Happy New Year and may you bring many more zingers to the Stage this year.
badbobby wrote:
plumbob,an Airman, BadFisherman,a Marine and Spirit,a Swabby were sitting together having a beer and they begin to discuss the greatest technological inventions of the modern world.
"It is the laser," said BF, a man of obvious superior intellect.
"The laser, because with it, you can determine the precise range to an enemy target, you can use it to gather important telemetry information and you can even use it for photography that is almost tri-dimensional."
"No," interjected plum, also an intelligent person, obviously on a par with the Marines phenomenal mind.
"It is the radar. With a radar you can track incoming aircraft and missiles, you can determine the speed of the particular vehicles that are approaching your ship and, if you use it right, you can even heat your lunch."
"I disagree," said Spirit, a man of, well he's a Swabbiy and all Swabbies are borne out of a diminishing gene pool.
"The greatest invention is the thermos."
"The thermos?" exclaimed the other two.
"Yup, a thermos," Spirit said. "I mean, just think about it.
If you want something hot you put hot stuff in it. If you want cold, you put cold stuff in it."
"Yeah, so?" quizzed the other two.
"Well," said Spirit, "How does it know?"
plumbob,an Airman, BadFisherman,a Marine and Spiri... (
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Mine said keeps thing hot or cold so I put coffee in along with a scoop of ice cream it did not work at all
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