eddierbias wrote:
Always looked forward to seeing when traveling.
there was plenty time to read em
in our model T
Those were all over in Kansas and someone copied the "little shavers" one and posted them on the telephone/power poles leading up to my elementary school, ~'61,'62,'63 ?, from both directions on the "busy" street that passed the school..... stayed up for years.
(Probably have to get permission from the city, go through the street department, the power company, the phone company, and sign some papers and apply for "a variance", these days ! People were humored and grateful back then.)
DON'T TRY PASSING
ON A SLOPE
UNLESS YOU HAVE
A PERISCOPE
Burma Shave
HENRY THE EIGHTH
SURE HAD TROUBLE
SHORT TERM WIVES
LONG TERM STUBBLE
Burma Shave
I remember them well........
While my father drove from NJ to Yellowstone in '53 I kept myself amused by reading those signs. No interstates in those days.
badbobby wrote:
OH Ft
I'm not omniscient
I just copied an email
It shall never come to pass
A back seat driver
out of Gas!
(My favorite from memory)
Barnacles wrote:
DON'T TRY PASSING
ON A SLOPE
UNLESS YOU HAVE
A PERISCOPE
Burma Shave
HENRY THE EIGHTH
SURE HAD TROUBLE
SHORT TERM WIVES
LONG TERM STUBBLE
Burma Shave
I remember them well........
We are all older than dirt Barnacles.
Graywulff wrote:
We are all older than dirt Barnacles.
he wulffy
that dastardly Marine BF
said I was oldern the rocks that turned to dirt
dadgumed Jarhead
DeeJay
Loc: Southwest Virginia
Didn't get to travel as a kid, so don't remember the Burma signs. Instead of older than dirt, my son would tell me that "I grew up with The Flintstones".
I think of him every day, he was my fishing partner. I use his internet handle, DEEJAY. 7 years gone at age 42.
FinFisherman
Loc: Born in Ohio - 40 yrs Florida- Clearwater,Fl
badbobby wrote:
For those too young to ever see the Burma Shave signs;
Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane
roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave
TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP.
Burma Shave
SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE.
Burma Shave
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT.
Burma Shave
DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING.
Burma Shave
BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE.
Burma Shave
CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER.
Burma Shave
SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT.
Burma Shave
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE.
Burma Shave
AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave
NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU.
Burma Shave
A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPING
Burma Shave
AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY.
Burma Shave
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE.
Burma Shave
THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING.
Burma Shave
CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW.
Burma Shave
CATTLE CROSSING
MEANS GO SLOW
THAT OLD BULL
IS SOME COW’S BEAU
Burma Shave
Do these bring back any old memories?
If not, you’re merely a child.
If they do – then you’re old as dirt.
LIKE ME!
Have a great day..and HAPPY NEW YEAR
Just think: In your whole life, you'll only have one problem that you won't live through.
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Yes I remember and I also remember an old gas station that had a glass 10 gallon bottle at the top of it that the attendant would crank the # of gallons up in it that you wanted to buy and it drained out the hose. But my Dad would never stop there to get gas.
FinFisherman wrote:
Yes I remember and I also remember an old gas station that had a glass 10 gallon bottle at the top of it that the attendant would crank the # of gallons up in it that you wanted to buy and it drained out the hose. But my Dad would never stop there to get gas.
According to that American Pickers show those old gas pumps in good condition are worth big $$$ now.
I remember that kind of pump. I worked at a nursery/landscaper and he had one int the yard for the trucks and tractors
Flytier wrote:
I remember that kind of pump. I worked at a nursery/landscaper and he had one int the yard for the trucks and tractors
Badbobby used to run one of those, that's why he gets "cranky" now and then!
Graywulff wrote:
Badbobby used to run one of those, that's why he gets "cranky" now and then!
who was it said I was cranky???
prolly that dadgum dastardly BF
BB...you know Marines, like BF, NEVER speak ill of others, especially a man of your advanced age??? Whatever comment he would make would be “trying” to help the older generation???
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