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Jan 1, 2021 09:02:25   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Father John was on a plane, making a pilgrimage to Rome. He looked around the cabin and saw a lady he had known in high school. He got up from his seat and went to greet her. "Mary, remember me? I'm John we had a math class together in high school. How are you and what have you been doing with your life?" " Oh my, John? You became a priest?" Yes my dear, how are you?" Well Father, my husband and I are happy but we have a problem in that we can't have children. We've been married 7 years now and we are barren!" "I'm on my way to Rome on a pilgrimage." he said, "I'll light a candle for you in the great cathedral." " Thank you so much Father" she replied. 5 years later as Father Jonh was in his study writing a sermon he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it there was a man there who introduced himself as Mary's husband. "Good evening Father, I came here to give you this plane ticket to Rome. The year after you met Mary gave birth to twins. The year after that she had triplets, and now we found out she's pregnant again and the doctors say it's quadruplets." " God be praised" said Father John, "but you really don't have to thank me." Oh this isn't a thank you, this is so you can go back there and blow out that damned candle." 😃😃😃 Be careful what you ask for....... Just sayin'

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Jan 1, 2021 09:11:49   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Graywulff wrote:
Father John was on a plane, making a pilgrimage to Rome. He looked around the cabin and saw a lady he had known in high school. He got up from his seat and went to greet her. "Mary, remember me? I'm John we had a math class together in high school. How are you and what have you been doing with your life?" " Oh my, John? You became a priest?" Yes my dear, how are you?" Well Father, my husband and I are happy but we have a problem in that we can't have children. We've been married 7 years now and we are barren!" "I'm on my way to Rome on a pilgrimage." he said, "I'll light a candle for you in the great cathedral." " Thank you so much Father" she replied. 5 years later as Father Jonh was in his study writing a sermon he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it there was a man there who introduced himself as Mary's husband. "Good evening Father, I came here to give you this plane ticket to Rome. The year after you met Mary gave birth to twins. The year after that she had triplets, and now we found out she's pregnant again and the doctors say it's quadruplets." " God be praised" said Father John, "but you really don't have to thank me." Oh this isn't a thank you, this is so you can go back there and blow out that damned candle." 😃😃😃 Be careful what you ask for....... Just sayin'
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That's a new one, and a good one, thanks, Wulffy.

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Jan 1, 2021 09:14:50   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
flyguy wrote:
That's a new one, and a good one, thanks, Wulffy.
Ya reckon the Sisters would be proud of me fly? Glad you like it!! I hope you and Marion are doing well, Happy New Year buddy.

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Jan 1, 2021 09:20:36   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Even got my wife to laugh Wullfy.

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Jan 1, 2021 09:30:52   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff wrote:
Father John was on a plane, making a pilgrimage to Rome. He looked around the cabin and saw a lady he had known in high school. He got up from his seat and went to greet her. "Mary, remember me? I'm John we had a math class together in high school. How are you and what have you been doing with your life?" " Oh my, John? You became a priest?" Yes my dear, how are you?" Well Father, my husband and I are happy but we have a problem in that we can't have children. We've been married 7 years now and we are barren!" "I'm on my way to Rome on a pilgrimage." he said, "I'll light a candle for you in the great cathedral." " Thank you so much Father" she replied. 5 years later as Father Jonh was in his study writing a sermon he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it there was a man there who introduced himself as Mary's husband. "Good evening Father, I came here to give you this plane ticket to Rome. The year after you met Mary gave birth to twins. The year after that she had triplets, and now we found out she's pregnant again and the doctors say it's quadruplets." " God be praised" said Father John, "but you really don't have to thank me." Oh this isn't a thank you, this is so you can go back there and blow out that damned candle." 😃😃😃 Be careful what you ask for....... Just sayin'
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Good one Wulffy, must have been one of those battery operated candles like we have in our window. I better take it out.

Like someone said in another post, 360 days till Christmas and folks have their Christmas lights up already.

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Jan 1, 2021 09:31:44   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Flytier wrote:
Even got my wife to laugh Wullfy.
👍👍👍 Success!!!🙃😆

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Jan 1, 2021 09:39:05   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Good one Gray

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Jan 1, 2021 09:48:11   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
Good one wulff, funny

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Jan 1, 2021 09:55:20   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Graywulff wrote:
Father John was on a plane, making a pilgrimage to Rome. He looked around the cabin and saw a lady he had known in high school. He got up from his seat and went to greet her. "Mary, remember me? I'm John we had a math class together in high school. How are you and what have you been doing with your life?" " Oh my, John? You became a priest?" Yes my dear, how are you?" Well Father, my husband and I are happy but we have a problem in that we can't have children. We've been married 7 years now and we are barren!" "I'm on my way to Rome on a pilgrimage." he said, "I'll light a candle for you in the great cathedral." " Thank you so much Father" she replied. 5 years later as Father Jonh was in his study writing a sermon he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it there was a man there who introduced himself as Mary's husband. "Good evening Father, I came here to give you this plane ticket to Rome. The year after you met Mary gave birth to twins. The year after that she had triplets, and now we found out she's pregnant again and the doctors say it's quadruplets." " God be praised" said Father John, "but you really don't have to thank me." Oh this isn't a thank you, this is so you can go back there and blow out that damned candle." 😃😃😃 Be careful what you ask for....... Just sayin'
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Good one Wulffy, great starting the new year with a laugh!

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Jan 1, 2021 09:56:51   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Fredfish wrote:
Good one Wulffy, great starting the new year with a laugh!
Laughter is always the best medicine Fred. Happy New Year sir.

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Jan 1, 2021 10:17:42   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
I'm not sure that the candle that needs blown out is in Rome!

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Jan 1, 2021 10:22:45   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
That was a beaut

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Jan 1, 2021 11:11:09   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
Good one there Wulffy
Lmao
Happy new year to you buddy!!

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Jan 1, 2021 11:14:47   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
E.pa.al wrote:
Good one there Wulffy
Lmao
Happy new year to you buddy!!
👍👍😃 So far so good al, Happy New Year to you also my friend.

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Jan 1, 2021 11:27:50   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Graywulff wrote:
Father John was on a plane, making a pilgrimage to Rome. He looked around the cabin and saw a lady he had known in high school. He got up from his seat and went to greet her. "Mary, remember me? I'm John we had a math class together in high school. How are you and what have you been doing with your life?" " Oh my, John? You became a priest?" Yes my dear, how are you?" Well Father, my husband and I are happy but we have a problem in that we can't have children. We've been married 7 years now and we are barren!" "I'm on my way to Rome on a pilgrimage." he said, "I'll light a candle for you in the great cathedral." " Thank you so much Father" she replied. 5 years later as Father Jonh was in his study writing a sermon he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it there was a man there who introduced himself as Mary's husband. "Good evening Father, I came here to give you this plane ticket to Rome. The year after you met Mary gave birth to twins. The year after that she had triplets, and now we found out she's pregnant again and the doctors say it's quadruplets." " God be praised" said Father John, "but you really don't have to thank me." Oh this isn't a thank you, this is so you can go back there and blow out that damned candle." 😃😃😃 Be careful what you ask for....... Just sayin'
Father John was on a plane, making a pilgrimage to... (show quote)


Good one Wulffy. 😂🤣

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