badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

rip was on the fairway when Two women were on the tee. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards rip.The ball hit him and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together to his groin, rolling around in obvious agony.

The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.



"Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" rip grunted, still lying in a fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.

"Don't be silly, Let me help!" she told him and, following her persistence, rip finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"

rip replied, "It feels terrific, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

I wouldn't worry about the thumb, just enjoy the massage

Jeremy Loc: America

Which golf course? Sounds like a good place to get hit by a ball.

Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas

Yup nothing beats a good massage!

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Good one badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Barnacles Loc: Northern California

Thumb? What thumb? That would've taken my mind off of my thumb completely!