almost Christmas
Dec 23, 2020 10:48:25 #
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
At Christmas time, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
Maybe that’s why I’m no longer a fireman.
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us, “said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”
“But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
At Christmas time, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
Maybe that’s why I’m no longer a fireman.
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us, “said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”
“But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?”
Dec 23, 2020 11:15:24 #
Ronniejw wrote:
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood... (show quote)
Good ones as usual Ronnie! Merry Christmas and a Happier New Year buddy!
Dec 23, 2020 11:45:50 #
Fredfish wrote:
Good ones as usual Ronnie! Merry Christmas and a Happier New Year buddy!
Ty, same to you Fred, going to be cold here next few days and bucks should start moving, 1 more trip out before the weekend.
Dec 23, 2020 12:29:07 #
Good ones Ronnie,
Good luck hunting as well. I have tags to fill myself if the weather cooperates
Good luck hunting as well. I have tags to fill myself if the weather cooperates
Dec 23, 2020 12:44:16 #
OJdidit wrote:
Good ones Ronnie,
Good luck hunting as well. I have tags to fill myself if the weather cooperates
Good luck hunting as well. I have tags to fill myself if the weather cooperates
One there at 6.30 this morning and several images from last few nights, he'll make a mistake soon, just hope I'm out there when he does
Dec 23, 2020 14:56:52 #
Ronniejw wrote:
One there at 6.30 this morning and several images from last few nights, he'll make a mistake soon, just hope I'm out there when he does
If you are as good at hunting & fishing as you are at telling stories, you will get him. Good luck, Merry Christmas, and a very Happy New Year. Stay out of Hooters! 😎😎😎😎😎
Dec 23, 2020 15:03:45 #
flyguy wrote:
If you are as good at hunting & fishing as you are at telling stories, you will get him. Good luck, Merry Christmas, and a very Happy New Year. Stay out of Hooters! 😎😎😎😎😎
Ty, I know I'm good at fishing and still learning about hunting, been 7 years hunting and have killed 11 deer. Hope you have a very merry Christmas and Happy New year
Dec 24, 2020 07:11:28 #
Dec 24, 2020 08:04:39 #
Been out here 1/2 hour before light, windy today and not getting much over 40. The buck was here early yesterday so may come back today
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