badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside.

It reads: 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

BF(a dastardly Marine) thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

BF: 'I have lost my sense of taste.'

Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'

BF: 'Ugh, this is kerosene!'

Doctor: 'Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.'

The annoyed BF goes back after a few days to recover his money.



BF: 'I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.'

Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'

BF (annoyed): 'This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.'

Doctor: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.'



The fuming dastardly Marine pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

BF: 'My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'

Doctor: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100.'

BF (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100!!'

Doctor: 'Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20.'

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

I don't think that was BF, I think you have him confused with Doyle.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BB is in a constant state of confusion.

I believe it is Jack-infused.

Egghead

I don't know BF,you've been perty nice lately, ya might wanna confront that ol Chinese Dr. And get that money.🤔maybe not.

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

BF doesn't know where the guy is. If he finds him his sense of direction is cured and he owes $20.

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

I believe that's the same Doc that told me I had Ed Zachary disease. Made me get naked and crawl around the room on all fours. Said "yep. Ed Zachary. You face rook Ed Zachary rike you ass.

Jeremy Loc: America

:)

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

An old one but still funny thanks for the laughs badbobby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

The DR would take all his cash
but no IOUs his reputation has preceded him

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Still sticking to that lame ol' story, huh