Since you guys like jokes:
Dec 22, 2020 18:25:39 #
CGB
Loc: Los Angeles
An old woman came into her bedroom and caught her 90 year old husband in bed with another woman. The wife went berserk, and threw her husband out the window of their 40th floor penthouse. Needless to say, he died instantly when he hit the ground.
At her sentencing hearing after the conviction of murder the judge asked her if she had anything to say.
"Well, your honor, if he could f--- at 90 I thought he could fly."
At her sentencing hearing after the conviction of murder the judge asked her if she had anything to say.
"Well, your honor, if he could f--- at 90 I thought he could fly."
Dec 22, 2020 18:28:06 #
Thank goodness, I live on the ground floor. Just Sayin....RJS
Dec 22, 2020 18:40:11 #
Dec 22, 2020 18:52:10 #
CGB wrote:
An old woman came into her bedroom and caught her 90 year old husband in bed with another woman. The wife went berk, and through her husband out the window of their 40th floor penthouse. Needless to say, he died instantly when he hit the ground.
At her sentencing hearing after the conviction of murder the judge asked her if she had anything to say.
"Well, your honor. If he could f--- at 90 I thought he could fly.
At her sentencing hearing after the conviction of murder the judge asked her if she had anything to say.
"Well, your honor. If he could f--- at 90 I thought he could fly.
Welcome to the Forum, CGB, you are in. A good one!
Dec 22, 2020 20:17:22 #
CGB wrote:
An old woman came into her bedroom and caught her 90 year old husband in bed with another woman. The wife went berserk, and threw her husband out the window of their 40th floor penthouse. Needless to say, he died instantly when he hit the ground.
At her sentencing hearing after the conviction of murder the judge asked her if she had anything to say.
"Well, your honor, if he could f--- at 90 I thought he could fly."
At her sentencing hearing after the conviction of murder the judge asked her if she had anything to say.
"Well, your honor, if he could f--- at 90 I thought he could fly."
Good one CGB !
Dec 22, 2020 21:49:48 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Thank goodness, I live on the ground floor. Just Sayin....RJS
So you been thrown out the window for that RJS?
Dec 22, 2020 22:03:10 #
NO! But I have heard someone yell Geranomo! and assumed that was what happened. Just Sayin...RJS
Dec 22, 2020 22:10:41 #
Dec 22, 2020 22:15:19 #
I thought Geranono was what paracutists yelled when they jumped in WW II. Just Sayin...RJS
Dec 23, 2020 00:09:13 #
I heard them say that too...or TIMBER.... :)
I just thought maybe the guy saying that as he flew by your window he was telling you who pushed him out.
I just thought maybe the guy saying that as he flew by your window he was telling you who pushed him out.
Dec 23, 2020 10:52:22 #
Dec 24, 2020 03:09:47 #
ijoecallot
Loc: Reno,Nv
That is funny. Do you know how to tell when your wife does not love you any more?
She throws you out the window and writes for an ambulance.
She throws you out the window and writes for an ambulance.
Dec 24, 2020 06:58:17 #
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