badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Adam and Eve said, "Lord when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you so that you will love me even when you cannot see me."

Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable, you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.



And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."



And God said, "I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the Supreme Beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And the Cat didn't give a sh*t one way or the other.......

Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio

If Adam and Eve has to put up with this goofy bastard , they would want to kick him in the nuts just like I do.
No seriously. This is my buddy Bo. He’s a good boy.
I get a kick out of listening to my wife fighting with him !

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Good one as ususl there badbobby thanks for the laughs I almost spit the coffee out of my nose on that one.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Sam the Wonderdog, poised and ready to spring into action to defend me at a moment’s notice.😂 She is almost 12. My constant companion while I work from home. She is only a threat to pheasants and grouse and only expects a treat as down payment when we leave the house without her.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Sweet family pics!

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

Bo looks like he can argue all day long.🤪

Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio

Man he really knows how to push her buttons.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

He just looks like trouble Ben. But in a funny way.

lipsticker Loc: Hartford Wisconsin

Other night my wife asked me if I loved my dog Grover more than her, All I could say was, "You want me to answer that in front of him"? Priceless.... and me and Grover had the entire bed all night to our self.

Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

We should all endeavor to be the person our dogs think we are