badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

badbobby and an old Marine were sitting in the bar arguing about who'd had the tougher career.
'I did 30 years in the Corps', the Leatherneck declared proudly, 'and fought in three of my country's wars. Fresh out of boot camp I hit the beach at Okinawa, clawed my way up the blood-soaked sand, and eventually took out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade. 'As a sergeant, I fought in Korea alongside General MacArthur. We pushed back the enemy inch by bloody inch all the way up to the Chinese border, always under a barrage of artillery and small arms fire. 'Finally, as a gunny sergeant, I did three consecutive combat tours in Vietnam. We humped through the mud and razor grass for 14 hours a day, plagued by rain and mosquitoes, ducking under sniper fire all day and mortar fire all night. In a fire-fight, we'd fire until our arms ached and our guns were empty, then we'd charge the enemy with bayonets!'
'Ah', said bb with a dismissive wave of his hand, , all shore duty, huh?'


Husband Down
BadFisherman and his wife The Sgt Major are shopping in their local supermarket. BFpicks up a case of Heineken and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the Sgt Major
'They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans BF replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the Sgt Major, and so they carry
on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the Sgt Major picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks BF
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the Sgt Major
BF retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Heineken and it's half the price.'
BF never knew what hit him.
The next thing he heard on the supermarket PA system was: 'Cleanup on aisle 19, we have a husband down.'

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Both of those were good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

Still smiling:-)

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Ya' durn Squid.