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Dec 13, 2020 18:25:41   #
FishfulThinking Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.
 
A young guy(Jeremy) and an old guy (BadBobby) were pushing their carts around WalMart when the carts collide. Badbobby says to Jeremy “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasnt paying attention to where I was going.”
Jeremy says “That’s ok, it is a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife too... I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate”
BadBobby says “Well, maybe I can help you find her...what does she look like?”
Jeremy says “She is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, buxom...wearing no bra, long legs and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?”
After rubbing his chin for a brief moment BadBobby said “Doesn’t matter, ...let’s look for yours!”

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Dec 13, 2020 18:27:45   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Well, I hope you guys are shopping at Walmart, they have a better selection of females. Some dont even wear panties. Just Sayin...RJS

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Dec 13, 2020 18:30:24   #
FishfulThinking Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, I hope you guys are shopping at Walmart, they have a better selection of females. Some dont even wear panties. Just Sayin...RJS


And you would know that because......?

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Dec 13, 2020 18:42:11   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
I know that because of pictures of bare butts posted. Just Sayin...RJS

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Dec 13, 2020 18:48:55   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
I know that because of pictures of bare butts posted. Just Sayin...RJS


And you look at them??????

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Dec 13, 2020 18:59:27   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
No, not right now. Just thought you'd like to know. I saw them on Facebook. Just Sayin...RJS

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Dec 13, 2020 19:02:49   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Sounds like it might NOT of been Facebook.

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Dec 13, 2020 19:11:43   #
MJC Loc: Mckinney Tx 35 miles north of Dallas
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, I hope you guys are shopping at Walmart, they have a better selection of females. Some dont even wear panties. Just Sayin...RJS


That must be a 211 in progress !

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Dec 13, 2020 19:13:25   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Well, I'm not going to copy and paste. Just Sayin...RJS

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Dec 13, 2020 19:16:35   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
7" 4 7 Minutes :)

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Dec 13, 2020 19:17:42   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Tried to lose mime too, but she kept coming back home. Just Sayin...RJS

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Dec 13, 2020 20:01:05   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
FishfulThinking wrote:
A young guy(Jeremy) and an old guy (BadBobby) were pushing their carts around WalMart when the carts collide. Badbobby says to Jeremy “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasnt paying attention to where I was going.”
Jeremy says “That’s ok, it is a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife too... I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate”
BadBobby says “Well, maybe I can help you find her...what does she look like?”
Jeremy says “She is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, buxom...wearing no bra, long legs and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?”
After rubbing his chin for a brief moment BadBobby said “Doesn’t matter, ...let’s look for yours!”
A young guy(Jeremy) and an old guy (BadBobby) were... (show quote)


Good one FT, I'd join the search too!

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Dec 13, 2020 20:10:57   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
When I want to find mine I just look on the other end of the leash.

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Dec 13, 2020 22:13:17   #
Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa
 
EasternOZ wrote:
When I want to find mine I just look on the other end of the leash.


Is your end in your hand or around your neck???? Mine would be around my neck.

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Dec 13, 2020 22:34:37   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Iowa Farmer wrote:
Is your end in your hand or around your neck???? Mine would be around my neck.


Neck

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