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Dec 13, 2020 14:33:19   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. But, after a little episode last night I'd like to post the following request....

About Christmas lights...those of you putting up Christmas lights I'd like to ask that you refrain from putting up both red and blue flashing lights together. Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the sheriff and I have a panic attack. I have to brake suddenly, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn down the radio, and shove the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive. It's just too much to expect even during the Christmas holiday. So thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Happy Holidays to all.

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Dec 13, 2020 14:47:15   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. But, after a little episode last night I'd like to post the following request....

About Christmas lights...those of you putting up Christmas lights I'd like to ask that you refrain from putting up both red and blue flashing lights together. Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the sheriff and I have a panic attack. I have to brake suddenly, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn down the radio, and shove the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive. It's just too much to expect even during the Christmas holiday. So thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Happy Holidays to all.
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. Bu... (show quote)


LOL, JEEZE FD, I thought I was the only one

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Dec 13, 2020 14:53:45   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. But, after a little episode last night I'd like to post the following request....

About Christmas lights...those of you putting up Christmas lights I'd like to ask that you refrain from putting up both red and blue flashing lights together. Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the sheriff and I have a panic attack. I have to brake suddenly, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn down the radio, and shove the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive. It's just too much to expect even during the Christmas holiday. So thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Happy Holidays to all.
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. Bu... (show quote)


We got your back brother

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Dec 13, 2020 15:05:09   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. But, after a little episode last night I'd like to post the following request....

About Christmas lights...those of you putting up Christmas lights I'd like to ask that you refrain from putting up both red and blue flashing lights together. Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the sheriff and I have a panic attack. I have to brake suddenly, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn down the radio, and shove the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive. It's just too much to expect even during the Christmas holiday. So thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Happy Holidays to all.
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. Bu... (show quote)

I’ll vouch for ya Fish...😂😂😂🐟on

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Dec 13, 2020 15:07:06   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Thanks for the laugh Fish.

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Dec 13, 2020 15:13:21   #
GirlsJustWannaCatchThatBIGone
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. But, after a little episode last night I'd like to post the following request....

About Christmas lights...those of you putting up Christmas lights I'd like to ask that you refrain from putting up both red and blue flashing lights together. Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the sheriff and I have a panic attack. I have to brake suddenly, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn down the radio, and shove the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive. It's just too much to expect even during the Christmas holiday. So thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Happy Holidays to all.
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. Bu... (show quote)


"Now that's funny ~ I don't care WHO you are"

You got me giggling and I always appreciate that!
Thanks, Fish Dancer, and "ho-ho-ho" to you and yours ~ Sis' 🎄

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Dec 13, 2020 15:15:50   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. But, after a little episode last night I'd like to post the following request....

About Christmas lights...those of you putting up Christmas lights I'd like to ask that you refrain from putting up both red and blue flashing lights together. Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the sheriff and I have a panic attack. I have to brake suddenly, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn down the radio, and shove the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive. It's just too much to expect even during the Christmas holiday. So thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Happy Holidays to all.
. I'd like to wish all a happy Holiday season. Bu... (show quote)


Don’t worry Fish. I can come up with enough bail money 💵.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Dec 13, 2020 15:25:18   #
Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio
 
Don’t forget the roach in the ashtray

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Dec 13, 2020 15:27:27   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
Don’t forget the roach in the ashtray


That’s the only thing that’s legal. Go figure.

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Dec 13, 2020 15:55:52   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
Don’t forget the roach in the ashtray


Isn't the ashtray called the Roach Motel?

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Dec 13, 2020 16:04:20   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
That was a real good one FD, thanks

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Dec 13, 2020 16:25:42   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
LMAO

BD~

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Dec 13, 2020 18:17:17   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Dont worry, man we on Fishing Stages would go your bail after the holidays. Just Sayin...RJS

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Dec 14, 2020 06:58:37   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
GirlsJustWannaCatchThatBIGone wrote:
"Now that's funny ~ I don't care WHO you are"

You got me giggling and I always appreciate that!
Thanks, Fish Dancer, and "ho-ho-ho" to you and yours ~ Sis' 🎄


Hey GJWCTBone, welcome to the stage. Any chance you can put the part of the country you are fishing in your profile?

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Dec 14, 2020 11:31:13   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Dont worry, man we on Fishing Stages would go your bail after the holidays. Just Sayin...RJS


You mean I have to spend Christmas in the pokey?

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