GirlsJustWannaCatchThatBIGone wrote:
So, so many good ones! I like the M&M shells and the oven knob not going up to 700°...but the Hide 'n Seek champ rolls me, too..thanks!
Here's one: Blonde walks into the library and says to the front desk attendant, "I'd like a Cheeseburger and Fries"...desk clerk says, "Mam, this is a library"...blonde then WHISPERS, "oh, I'd like a Cheeseburger and Fries"..🤣(this one's definitely better in person)
A blonde lady goes ice fishing. She pulls her sled out onto the ice and begins to bore a hole in the ice with an auger when she hears a loud voice from somewhere say "no fish under the ice". She thinks it must be a bad spot so she goes 27 feet and 3/4" feet and starts to drill again and hears " no fish under the ice" - rats!!! She moves 42 feet and 1/2" and begins to drill a hole when she hears " lady I'm the manager of the ice rink and I'm telling ya there's no fish under the ice.