more cheese
Dec 7, 2020 16:51:34 #
1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.
2. A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, “I’m sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”
3. What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
4. My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.
5. What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.
6. Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they’re dead.
7. A fish swimming upriver bumps his head.
Dam.
8. Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.
9. Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
11. Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
13. They’re finally making a film about clocks.
Well…it’s about time!
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
15. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books…
But he’s only got his shelf to blame.
16. What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me.
17. How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
18. I don’t trust atoms…
They make up everything.
19. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something.
GROAN
ha ha beatcha to it
Aye Matey.
2. A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, “I’m sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”
3. What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
4. My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.
5. What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.
6. Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they’re dead.
7. A fish swimming upriver bumps his head.
Dam.
8. Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.
9. Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
11. Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
13. They’re finally making a film about clocks.
Well…it’s about time!
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
15. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books…
But he’s only got his shelf to blame.
16. What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me.
17. How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
18. I don’t trust atoms…
They make up everything.
19. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something.
GROAN
ha ha beatcha to it
Dec 7, 2020 17:34:13 #
Dec 7, 2020 17:43:32 #
Ben Bragg wrote:
Need to book you for my grandsons 5 th birthday party!
how much do ya pay???
Dec 7, 2020 18:18:57 #
Dec 7, 2020 18:21:54 #
I’m a custodian at a near by K thru 8 school, got. A chuckle from #14 is was a supplies!
Dec 7, 2020 18:25:32 #
badbobby wrote:
how much do ya pay???
#6 - Or, as in the case of T-Rex,
his arms are too short to clap
(or anything else, which is probably why he had such a
bad disposition ?) !
Sorry ! Went to wrong
post - AGAIN !
Dec 7, 2020 21:14:13 #
Big A wrote:
#6 - Or, as in the case of T-Rex,
his arms are too short to clap
(or anything else, which is probably why he had such a
bad disposition ?) !
Sorry ! Went to wrong
post - AGAIN !
his arms are too short to clap
(or anything else, which is probably why he had such a
bad disposition ?) !
Sorry ! Went to wrong
post - AGAIN !
T Rex was pissed cuz his @$$ itched and couldn't scratch it. You ever thot about scratchin your junk with no hands🤔
Dec 8, 2020 07:49:27 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
Egghead wrote:
T Rex was pissed cuz his @$$ itched and couldn't scratch it. You ever thot about scratchin your junk with no hands🤔
Sure, my dog does it often enough.
Dec 8, 2020 14:10:18 #
Big dog wrote:
Sure, my dog does it often enough.
Because he can😂😂😂🐟on
Dec 8, 2020 14:28:08 #
Dec 8, 2020 14:29:26 #
Big A wrote:
#6 - Or, as in the case of T-Rex,
his arms are too short to clap
(or anything else, which is probably why he had such a
bad disposition ?) !
Sorry ! Went to wrong
post - AGAIN !
his arms are too short to clap
(or anything else, which is probably why he had such a
bad disposition ?) !
Sorry ! Went to wrong
post - AGAIN !
get with it Big
mistakes are not tolerated on FS
Dec 8, 2020 15:11:59 #
badbobby wrote:
get with it Big
mistakes are not tolerated on FS
mistakes are not tolerated on FS
Yo ! Sh*t happens, and we ALL make mistakes, occasionally !
Some just a little more frequently than others !
PS - Whatta ya mean,
mistakes aren't tolerated
here ? They let YOU on here,
didn't they ?
Dec 8, 2020 16:05:21 #
Dec 8, 2020 16:36:08 #
Big A wrote:
Yo ! Sh*t happens, and we ALL make mistakes, occasionally !
Some just a little more frequently than others !
PS - Whatta ya mean,
mistakes aren't tolerated
here ? They let YOU on here,
didn't they ?
Some just a little more frequently than others !
PS - Whatta ya mean,
mistakes aren't tolerated
here ? They let YOU on here,
didn't they ?
an exception--an exception
Dec 8, 2020 17:30:59 #
badbobby wrote:
an exception--an exception
RI-I-IGHT ! Because you're so
'exceptional' ! - STILL a mistake !
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