badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

A judge was interviewing SIS regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

SIS replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," SIS responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," SIS replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."



"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," SIS responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."



Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," SIS replied.

"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"


get used to it SIS
we are gentlemen here but we are also mean

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

And they all said Amen.

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

I just try to stick to the gentleman part

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Thanks for the laughs there badbobby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Hey Sis, BB must really like you. Got hit on the first day.😁😁😁

Barnacles Loc: Northern California

That joke must've been about Mrs. barnacles. Every time I ask a question, it seems like she answers on a different subject!

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

mayhaps SIS was insulted
sure hope not