The Holy time of lent: Doyle had recently hunted down and shot a deer, and was grilling some of it in his backyard, but it was during Lent so his Catholic neighbours couldnt eat red...

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The Holy time of lent

Dec 5, 2020 21:01:34 #

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

Doyle had recently hunted down and shot a deer, and was grilling some of it in his backyard, but it was during Lent so his Catholic neighbours couldnt eat red meat, but they could smell the aroma of the meat on the grill. they came over to try to get him to convert to Catholicism Doyle asked what it would take. They said, 'Its pretty much a taking a different route to heaven than you Southern Baptists.' How do you mean. Doyle said. They said, 'You'll go up to the Father tell him of your conversion and he'll say Somthing like, You were born a Southern Baptist and raised a Southern Baptist, But now you are a Catholic. Doyle said, I really like my faith and the church I go to, So I'll not be changing sides, But. to make it easier on Y'all, I'll also not be cooking Deer during your Lent. The Catholics walked away happy. next week they smelled that same aroma from Doyle's yard, they went and asked him about it. He said, 'Oh, Yeah I almost forgot. He turned to the steak on his grill and said: You was born a Deer, and you was raised a Deer, But now you are a catfish! Doyle turned back to the guys on his yard and said, 'Happy now?' and they had to leave disappointed

Now just imagine how much more them guys had to endure, How many steaks can you get off of one deer. I think Doyle might have some Southern Baptists by the end of lent.

Dec 5, 2020 21:10:23 #