Eastern Oz is a Dad again
Dec 5, 2020 07:24:55 #
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, an aging friend of ours ( Eastern Oz ), here on the stage was able to become a Dad once again. After being discharged from the hospital and went home, I went over to visit.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," Oz said.... "I'll make some root beer floats and we can visit for a while, first."
Thirty minutes had passed and you can only talk fishing so much, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," Oz said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my old friend.
Growing a little impatient, I asked,
"Well, when can I see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" he told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded.
"Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM……..OK?!!"
"May I see the new baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," Oz said.... "I'll make some root beer floats and we can visit for a while, first."
Thirty minutes had passed and you can only talk fishing so much, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," Oz said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my old friend.
Growing a little impatient, I asked,
"Well, when can I see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" he told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded.
"Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM……..OK?!!"
Dec 5, 2020 08:40:45 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Kind of like losing the telephone and calling your number to find it
Dec 5, 2020 18:41:53 #
Dec 5, 2020 19:00:25 #
Dec 5, 2020 19:10:17 #
plumbob wrote:
Surprise it's a boy!!!!!
Not sure the world is ready for more youngest is too much like me and so is his youngest, and she is female.
Dec 5, 2020 19:14:15 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Not sure the world is ready for more youngest is too much like me and so is his youngest, and she is female.
LOL Buddy
Dec 5, 2020 19:15:48 #
plumbob wrote:
LOL Buddy
Did you show or tell you neighbor about the front hitch?
Dec 5, 2020 19:25:17 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Did you show or tell you neighbor about the front hitch?
He thought i was joking called me funny guy. I replied i was serious since backing down his so difficult for him. I may have hurt his feelings ( Oh Well ).
He lives full time in Virginia, its not like i can go over to his house and show him how much easier it would be. They come here about every 2 months in the summer and were just here last month. Probably wont be back till March.
Dec 5, 2020 19:31:57 #
plumbob wrote:
He thought i was joking called me funny guy. I replied i was serious since backing down his so difficult for him. I may have hurt his feelings ( Oh Well ).
He lives full time in Virginia, its not like i can go over to his house and show him how much easier it would be. They come here about every 2 months in the summer and were just here last month. Probably wont be back till March.
He lives full time in Virginia, its not like i can go over to his house and show him how much easier it would be. They come here about every 2 months in the summer and were just here last month. Probably wont be back till March.
Hopefully you will have left by then to the northeast coast.
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