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BadFisherman and Fourchon
Dec 4, 2020 16:54:22   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fourchon) strolling by a stream.

BF went over to the bush to check out some noises.

He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam.

So, both guys decided to stay and watch her.

All of a sudden Four took off running.



BF couldn't understand why Four ran away, so he took off after his friend.

Finally, he caught up to him and asked Four why he had run away.

Four said to BF, I was told told that if I ever saw a naked lady in a stream, Id turn to stone.

"I felt something getting hard."



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Dec 4, 2020 17:04:10   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
badbobby wrote:
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fourchon) strolling by a stream.

BF went over to the bush to check out some noises.

He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam.

So, both guys decided to stay and watch her.

All of a sudden Four took off running.



BF couldn't understand why Four ran away, so he took off after his friend.

Finally, he caught up to him and asked Four why he had run away.

Four said to BF, I was told told that if I ever saw a naked lady in a stream, Id turn to stone.

"I felt something getting hard."
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fou... (show quote)


All of them are good, bb, thanks for sharing.

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Dec 4, 2020 17:12:55   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fourchon) strolling by a stream.

BF went over to the bush to check out some noises.

He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam.

So, both guys decided to stay and watch her.

All of a sudden Four took off running.



BF couldn't understand why Four ran away, so he took off after his friend.

Finally, he caught up to him and asked Four why he had run away.

Four said to BF, I was told told that if I ever saw a naked lady in a stream, Id turn to stone.

"I felt something getting hard."
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fou... (show quote)


Very good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dec 4, 2020 17:26:55   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fourchon) strolling by a stream.

BF went over to the bush to check out some noises.

He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam.

So, both guys decided to stay and watch her.

All of a sudden Four took off running.



BF couldn't understand why Four ran away, so he took off after his friend.

Finally, he caught up to him and asked Four why he had run away.

Four said to BF, I was told told that if I ever saw a naked lady in a stream, Id turn to stone.

"I felt something getting hard."
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fou... (show quote)



Was he running weird or did he have talking problems?

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Dec 4, 2020 17:35:22   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Was he running weird or did he have talking problems?


both

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Dec 4, 2020 17:40:39   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fourchon) strolling by a stream.

BF went over to the bush to check out some noises.

He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam.

So, both guys decided to stay and watch her.

All of a sudden Four took off running.



BF couldn't understand why Four ran away, so he took off after his friend.

Finally, he caught up to him and asked Four why he had run away.

Four said to BF, I was told told that if I ever saw a naked lady in a stream, Id turn to stone.

"I felt something getting hard."
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fou... (show quote)


I later discovered her name was Viagra.

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Dec 4, 2020 19:33:22   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
I later discovered her name was Viagra.
Are you a hard nose Four???



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Dec 4, 2020 20:12:03   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
Graywulff wrote:
Are you a hard nose Four???


The Mrs. said no.

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Dec 4, 2020 20:32:57   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
The Mrs. said no.
Very good, always ask the authority on the matter. 👍👍😃

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Dec 5, 2020 08:06:11   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fourchon) strolling by a stream.

BF went over to the bush to check out some noises.

He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam.

So, both guys decided to stay and watch her.

All of a sudden Four took off running.



BF couldn't understand why Four ran away, so he took off after his friend.

Finally, he caught up to him and asked Four why he had run away.

Four said to BF, I was told told that if I ever saw a naked lady in a stream, Id turn to stone.

"I felt something getting hard."
One day, there were two guys (BadFisherman and Fou... (show quote)


I guess we can eliminate arthritic fingers or a swollen tongue?

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Dec 5, 2020 13:56:59   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
I guess we can eliminate arthritic fingers or a swollen tongue?


not for sure
in Four's case---
anything in a pinch

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Dec 5, 2020 15:11:17   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
not for sure
in Four's case---
anything in a pinch


No need for artificial stimulation. Yet.

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