badbobby goes to church
Dec 4, 2020 16:45:33 #
A minister decided to try something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."
The pastor shouted out, "Cross!" Immediately the congregation started singing in unison "The Old Rugged Cross."
The pastor hollered out, "Grace!"
The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."
The pastor said, "Power!"
The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood."
The Pastor said, "Sex!"
The congregation fell in total silence.
Everyone was in shock.
They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, from the back of the church, badgbobby stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories."
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."
The pastor shouted out, "Cross!" Immediately the congregation started singing in unison "The Old Rugged Cross."
The pastor hollered out, "Grace!"
The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."
The pastor said, "Power!"
The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood."
The Pastor said, "Sex!"
The congregation fell in total silence.
Everyone was in shock.
They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, from the back of the church, badgbobby stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories."
Dec 4, 2020 17:40:26 #
Dec 4, 2020 17:59:48 #
badbobby wrote:
A minister decided to try something a little diffe... (show quote)
Would have to ask Mrs. BB about that. I seem to remember a post about 50 years of bad sex.
Dec 5, 2020 02:52:23 #
I knew a lady who dumped a lover because of bad sex. She said he was a hobo sexual, a bum lay. She said she was a charmfull armfull, but he was a dreadful bedfull.
Dec 5, 2020 08:08:20 #
badbobby wrote:
A minister decided to try something a little diffe... (show quote)
And at that moment a sharp elbow poke was placed lovingly into the side of badbobby.
Dec 5, 2020 10:33:13 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
A minister decided to try something a little diffe... (show quote)
Man you are a hit even in church now aren't you? And then Mama grabbed your ear and set you down in the pew hard.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dec 5, 2020 13:50:26 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Would have to ask Mrs. BB about that. I seem to remember a post about 50 years of bad sex.
you seem to be much too interested in my sex life Four
Hmmm???
Dec 5, 2020 13:53:21 #
Smokypig wrote:
I knew a lady who dumped a lover because of bad sex. She said he was a hobo sexual, a bum lay. She said she was a charmfull armfull, but he was a dreadful bedfull.
you're a natural born poet Smoky
bet you once(or a lot more)had a sinful handful
Dec 5, 2020 14:23:51 #
badbobby wrote:
you're a natural born poet Smoky
bet you once(or a lot more)had a sinful handful
bet you once(or a lot more)had a sinful handful
Well garshbuddy. To answer that might be bragging a bit. I am much too humble for such things.
Dec 5, 2020 14:59:26 #
badbobby wrote:
you seem to be much too interested in my sex life Four
Hmmm???
Hmmm???
Just amazed that you were able to find a woman willing to. 😁😁😁
Dec 6, 2020 18:23:11 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Just amazed that you were able to find a woman willing to. 😁😁😁
It's not only my good looks Four
It's my charm
Dec 6, 2020 18:36:07 #
badbobby wrote:
It's not only my good looks Four
It's my charm
It's my charm
It was a match made in heaven. You’re a lucky man. 👍👍👍
Dec 6, 2020 19:12:34 #
badbobby wrote:
Before you shovel anymore please allow time for me to find a pair of chest waders, it's gettin deep here...It's not only my good looks Four
It's my charm
It's my charm
Dec 7, 2020 15:12:31 #
Graywulff wrote:
Before you shovel anymore please allow time for me to find a pair of chest waders, it's gettin deep here...
but wulffy
you know I never fib
sides it's only ankle deep
just remove your shoes
Dec 7, 2020 15:22:41 #
badbobby wrote:
but wulffy
you know I never fib
sides it's only ankle deep
just remove your shoes
you know I never fib
sides it's only ankle deep
just remove your shoes
😳🤥🤥🤥
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