Sex Frogs
Dec 2, 2020 14:31:07 #
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store,
she notices a box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:
'SEX FROGS'
Only $20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers
softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'
The blonde nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads
them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do
what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise .. . . NOTHING happens!
The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the
instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems
or questions . please call the pet store.'
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man
is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything
according to the instructions. The #=+& frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes'
and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN TO ME!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this
ONE ... MORE .... TIME!!!'
she notices a box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:
'SEX FROGS'
Only $20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers
softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'
The blonde nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads
them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do
what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise .. . . NOTHING happens!
The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the
instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems
or questions . please call the pet store.'
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man
is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything
according to the instructions. The #=+& frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes'
and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN TO ME!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this
ONE ... MORE .... TIME!!!'
Dec 2, 2020 14:39:26 #
Kerry Hansen wrote:
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of ... (show quote)
Think the pet store ower was named woody?
Dec 2, 2020 14:43:09 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Kerry Hansen wrote:
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of ... (show quote)
Well, they say it takes 6 times for the average person to learn something new. Who knows with frogs?
Dec 2, 2020 14:49:36 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Think the pet store ower was named woody?
Or Richard
Dec 2, 2020 15:05:47 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Well, they say it takes 6 times for the average person to learn something new. Who knows with frogs?
Sure they kept the pet store owner hopping.
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