FourChon tries to get some sleep
Dec 2, 2020 12:49:03 #
Four and his paramour were lying in bed one night.
Four was falling asleep but the lady was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. "
Four reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, Four reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, Four threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
Four was falling asleep but the lady was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. "
Four reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, Four reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, Four threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
Dec 2, 2020 13:25:51 #
badbobby wrote:
Four and his paramour were lying in bed one night.... (show quote)
Make sure you don't get hers.
My Uncle use to tell the neighborhood kids he and my aunt shared a pair.
Dec 2, 2020 14:36:38 #
badbobby wrote:
Four and his paramour were lying in bed one night.... (show quote)
He only has 4, thus his username. Fourtochompon or something like that.
Dec 2, 2020 15:59:36 #
badbobby wrote:
Four and his paramour were lying in bed one night.... (show quote)
Hey BB. You forgot your ladder. Again.
Dec 2, 2020 20:05:14 #
Dec 3, 2020 13:26:45 #
plumbob wrote:
He only has 4, thus his username. Fourtochompon or something like that.
that was up til a month ago plum
he's down to three now
mayhaps we callim Threefour??
Dec 3, 2020 13:27:39 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Hey BB. You forgot your ladder. Again.
how you know it was mine??
Dec 3, 2020 13:53:08 #
badbobby wrote:
how you know it was mine??
You’re a creature of habit. Plus you dropped your Polygrip. God knows what you were doing with that. 😁😁😁
Dec 3, 2020 16:10:10 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
You’re a creature of habit. Plus you dropped your Polygrip. God knows what you were doing with that. 😁😁😁
you sure that weren't plums ladder?
I just looked in the garage
mine's there
and you recognize polygrip layin on the ground??
Hmmmn?
Dec 3, 2020 16:15:07 #
badbobby wrote:
you sure that weren't plums ladder?
I just looked in the garage
mine's there
and you recognize polygrip layin on the ground??
Hmmmn?
I just looked in the garage
mine's there
and you recognize polygrip layin on the ground??
Hmmmn?
Sure did. It had a Humble Texas CVS sticker on it.
Dec 3, 2020 16:23:44 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Sure did. It had a Humble Texas CVS sticker on it.
the ladder was plum's
that's my story
and I'm stickin with it
wait!
Wait!
wulffy has a ladder too
dunno bout the polygrip tho
Dec 3, 2020 16:26:36 #
badbobby wrote:
the ladder was plum's
that's my story
and I'm stickin with it
wait!
Wait!
wulffy has a ladder too
dunno bout the polygrip tho
that's my story
and I'm stickin with it
wait!
Wait!
wulffy has a ladder too
dunno bout the polygrip tho
Wasn't my ladder. Mine is leaning against the house for Randy if he can't get down the chimney on the morning of 12/25.
Dec 3, 2020 16:28:23 #
badbobby wrote:
the ladder was plum's
that's my story
and I'm stickin with it
wait!
Wait!
wulffy has a ladder too
dunno bout the polygrip tho
that's my story
and I'm stickin with it
wait!
Wait!
wulffy has a ladder too
dunno bout the polygrip tho
Dammit. I thought Plumbob and Wulffy were my friends.
Dec 3, 2020 16:30:04 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Dammit. I thought Plumbob and Wulffy were my friends.
Thought? At least you didn't assume!!!!!
Dec 3, 2020 16:34:07 #
plumbob wrote:
Thought? At least you didn't assume!!!!!
My buddies. Still not buying BB’s denial of the Polygrip though.
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